In honor of HUMP! Film Festival, we have dedicated tonight’s trail to all things porny. Haven’t shaved last week’s creepy ‘stache yet? Perfect, you can be in charge of mustache rides! Finally got around to washing your zombie Hefner costumefrom Halloween? Excellent, get your money’s worth! Waiting for your roommates to vacate the house so you can properly wash and store last night’s matching tail and collar set from “NOLA Brony Meetup“? Immediately swing by Mr. hEd’s house so she can rainbow dash your pinkie pie, you handsome stallion, you.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 9, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Porn To Be Wild
Start Address: Lafitte Greenway right off Broad! (One block from Broad Street Theater – 2698 Lafitte Ave., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd & Just Natalie
Beer hare: TBD– accepting applications now (totally desperate somebody please help me)
Pre-Lube: The Broad Theater! They have food and booze!
On-After: The Broad Theater! They have food and booze and there is a special 9:00 showing of HUMP! that you should attend with us!
Dog Friendly: Trail – abso-diddly-dootely. On after – no-can-do’s-ville, baby.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Headlamps and flashlights are a good idea, ponypals. Also, maybe consider a change of clothes unless you want to be that sweaty stranger in the theater making all the people wonder, “why is that chick dressed as a bondage pony sweating so hard while watching porn?”
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Trail will be right at 2 miles to insure we get to the On After by 9pm.
Trail is A to A Prime! Walkers will walk runners trail. Runners, please mark trail so that walkers can get to Beer Check and End Circle in reasonable time. Trail will be short and sweet so that we can mutually and platonically enjoy porn together. Tickets for the 9pm HUMP! Show can be purchased here: http://humpfilmfest.boldtypetickets.com/events/44378667/hump-tour-2017-new-orleans
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