Trail #568 – “Let’s Get Lumber Jacked (Or Jilled)” – Q.E. Oui Oui, In Tents to Pee, Just Scott, & PussyWhisker

Have you ever wanted to be… a Lumberjack (or Jill)!?  As they travel down the rivers of some place in Alaska felling the birch, the redwood, the mighty scotch (mmm scotch) pine, with your best girl (or guy) by your side we’ll sing, sing, sing (at circle jerks (ha! Circlejerk)).  We do this to give tribute to the greatest lumberjack who to ever wet the tent. So it is time to Get Lumber Jacked (or Jilled). That’s right y’all, on this illustreeus we are going to be jackin’ it (or Jillin’ it) so hard someone will probably go blind. For those of you that don’t know about Lumberjacks (or Jills) let me give you a little background.

They cunt down trees;

They eat their lunch they go to the lavatory, on Wednesdays the go shopping and have buttered scones for tea.

They skip and jump, they like to press wild flowers, they put on women’s clothing and hang around in bars.

They wear high heels, suspenders and a bra, they wish they were a gurley (or boy-e) just like their dear Papa (or mama).”

They are Lumberjacks (or Jills), and that’s ok, they sleep all night and they work all day.

 So cut down any nonsense of not cumming to get jacked (or does one jack it to cum?) this is sure to be a Treet.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged); whistle; flightlight

Date: Thursday, October 19, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Let’s Get Lumber JACKED! (Or Jilled)

Start Address: Corner of Marconi Dr. and Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare & Co-Hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, In Tents to Pee, and Virgin Lay Just Scottie

Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker

Pre-lube: Parlay’s Bar (870 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124)

On-After: Parlay’s (870 Harrison Ave., New Orleans, LA 70124)

Dog Friendly: Trail probably, Parylay’s dunno (Hareraiser note: fucking really? call them.)


Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles, walkers follow trail

Trail is A to A



I’m glad you all survived Friday the 13th… well I’m glad about some of you.

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