Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.
For shame Jimmy.
What does one do when Little Jimmy screws you over? Very well, since you can’t go crying to Vince McMahon, I, your Faithful Captain some Stupid Jerk and Daniel Bryan, Clitorias Secret and Special Mystery Guest (it’s Fuck a Bear, happy now!?) will clean up Jimmy’s mess.
But make no mistake we are Pullin this one Straight Out of Our Ass (oh my god he said the thing in the title!!!!!).
So why not celebrate all things anal? (being as I am not taking audience participation at this point we are just going with it ok)
This spans from the things you pulled out of your ass, like that term paper you put off until the night before, or a prom dress made of carpet remnants (yes, like your prom dress), or those pretty pink beads (did you like them though? wink wink, nudge nudge). To anal people like grammer jerks and your mum.
Feel free to make an ass of yourself.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: 5th of Rocktober, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Pullin’ this one outta our ass, #AllThingsAnal
Start Address: 505 S. Telemachus St, New Orleans, LA 70119
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E.Oui Oui, Clitorias Secret, Fuck a Bear
Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube: 12 Mile Limit (500 S. Telemachus St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Dog Friendly: ? I’m leaning towards no, just cause.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 Miles Walkers follow trail (does not include YBFs, actually solving checks or check backs).
Trail is A to A +
Awards this week! Perfect theme for an ANALversary.