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This trail will be walker and dog friendly, so get off your backslidin’ arse and lace up your jousting armor.
6:30 show, 7:00 go. Bring: $1, 6 bottles of ye olde ale, water for The Hound(s), nerf swords, peasant blouses, renaissance regalia, impish dwarves, elf ears, Blizzard Authenticator, flasks, potions, sacks of gold.
Delicious-Sounding Hares: Swamp Gravy and Carrottop Cocksücker (VIRGIN LAY)
Beer Hare: ???
Start and Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s (509 S. Carrollton Avenue)