The hares have promised us a shiggy fest this week. Leave your pets, children, and dignity at home… Get ready to play in the mud! Almost like this is a real hash or something.
Date: Thursday, October 20, 2011
Theme: “Wilderness or German” — I have no idea what that means. Bear Grylls in lederhosen?
Start: Corner of Jefferson St. & Folse St, Harahan, LA
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm go
Hares: Game Ovary and
a mystery co-hare ha ha, just kidding… it’s Jizz Rag
Cost: $1 and a 6 pack. In case you didn’t get the other email about this: Bring more than 6 beers if you plan to drink more than 6 beers. Don’t be a wanker.
Bring: Okay, this ain’t rocket surgery, but we’re all half-minds. So let me break it down for y’all who still don’t get it:
1. ID– if you haven’t yet been named, don’t be surprised if someone asks to see it.
2. A damn whistle, especially if you’re a FRB.
3. A flashlight, unless you have Superman eyes like Dickie Wong.
4. Bug spray if you have tasty flesh.
5. YOUR SHIGGY SOCKS. Don’t say I didn’t warn you this time.
6. A change of clothes, just in case.