In the words of Game Ovary, “There hasn’t been this much smoke on the water since Michael Phelps. Air quality resembles the interior of Lemmy Kilmister’s lungs.”
At first I thought, “What are we gonna do! Nobody wants to run a hash in this mess!” — as evidenced by the fact that not a single goddamn one of you wankers volunteered to hare until this afternoon.
Date: Thursday, September 1, 2011
Theme: Wear your Saints shit, ’cause you know you want to anyway.
Start: Snake & Jake’s Christmas Club – 7612 Oak Street, New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00 GEAUX
Hare: Just Jessie (a virgin lay no less!)
Cost: $1 (no coins please) and a 6 pack of whatever cheap swill you’re drinking this week.
Bring: Your ID, a whistle and flashlight or headlamp, and this week perhaps a gas mask or other breathing apparatus. Those of us who smoke will have a home-field advantage.
We also need a hare for next week. Email email@example.com if you want to volunteer.
Tags: Mexican Gum Job