#211 – Saints and Smoke

In the words of Game Ovary, “There hasn’t been this much smoke on the water since Michael Phelps. Air quality resembles the interior of Lemmy Kilmister’s lungs.”

At first I thought, “What are we gonna do! Nobody wants to run a hash in this mess!” — as evidenced by the fact that not a single goddamn one of you wankers volunteered to hare until this afternoon.

Date: Thursday, September 1, 2011

Theme: Wear your Saints shit, ’cause you know you want to anyway.
Start: Snake & Jake’s Christmas Club – 7612 Oak Street, New Orleans, LA 70118
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00 GEAUX
Hare: Just Jessie (a virgin lay no less!)
Cost: $1 (no coins please) and a 6 pack of whatever cheap swill you’re drinking this week.
Bring: Your ID, a whistle and flashlight or headlamp, and this week perhaps a gas mask or other breathing apparatus. Those of us who smoke will have a home-field advantage.

We also need a hare for next week. Email voodoohash@gmail.com if you want to volunteer.

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