The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

#195 – Jesus is Cumming!

So, apparently on May 21st, the Rapture is coming, or so these guys say: www.wecanknow.com. Personally, they’re not winning me over with their lame photo gallery or the fact that they already ran out of free bumper stickers, but just in case they’re telling the truth, we should make this last Hash a good one. This will be a little atypical than most (read: you won’t be running six miles), and this you will understand if y’all bother to fucking pay attention to chalk talk instead of trying to hit on the hot new virgin you somehow haven’t scared off yet with your stale Bud Lime breath. So, Jesus-up, and let’s make this a good one.

Hobo Rodeo

Hares: Hobo Rodeo, Undercummer, and Delayed Gratification
Theme: JESUS! Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Son of God, Jesus. Could I be any clearer? We’ll have our own S&M Jesus, so you wankers better fucking represent with some creativity. I want to see Crowns of Thorns, Robes, Hippie Hair, Sexy Jesus, Fat Jesus, Buddy Jesus, shitty Kanye West Jesus…I want to be the largest group of running Jesi to have scared the shit out of tourists in the Quarter ever!
When: Thursday, May 19th, 6:30pm Show, 7:00pm Git!
Where: Armstrong Park Entrance (St. Ann and Rampart, by the Quarter).
Cost: Bring $1 and a 6-pack.


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