Thursday’s hash might have been a titty bit nipply (according to you whiny, unprepared bastards), but that didn’t stop us from running shitty trail, having a circle, and naming a hasher.
It did stop us from giving Ready Whip the “birthday cake” she so richly deserved, but I did just mark down her 1/2 birthday in the calendar (which also happens to be a Thursday!) as a reminder during warmer times. But I digress.
This is all about Just Dustin. And when I say “all about Just Dustin”, I really mean this is all about everything butt sex.
Watch your cornholes, hashers – Everything Butt Sex is on the loose!