The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #496 – Prohibition – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Come one, come moll, this week’s theme is the Prohibition Era! Come hoof it for a trail set in the Roaring 20’s/Gangster 30’s. Join us for a caper that will be the cat’s meow! Follow trail to find your way into a couple of juice joints where you can get some very special “giggle water.” […]

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Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

You were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that […]

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Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and […]

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Trail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp! Calling all wankers and wankettes!  Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have […]

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Trail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm

  It’s almost Turkey Day, so all you roly-poly hashers need to get out to the Bywater and lose some weight at Fat Camp beforehand. Dress up as your favorite junk food (you are what ya eat) or in your best summer camp attire and get ready to RUN and pretend like you actually give […]

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