The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

Fall is in the air, Halloween decorations are out, and cute co-eds all over the place. Time for a jaunt Uptown. We are gonna keep it simple this week so come out in your favorite hash shirt, enjoy the cooler weather, and don’t forget to bring a flashlight! (Seriously, it’s dark out there!) Bring: $1 […]

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Trail # 492 – Summer Summer Summertime – Texticle Teaser, Shitty Titties

It’s the first official week of summer! That means wearing as little as possible, bikinis, mankinis, sundresses and whatever else floats your boat while you do your best to not melt in the New Orleans heat!  Trail will hopefully be K.I.S.S. assuming my co-hare doesn’t get stopped by the police this year for parading in […]


Trail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

There are some lovely art things in the city, some good, some bad and some are complete crap! So come as your favorite artist or as a one of those artsy fartsy art critics while we tour some of the local art scene! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle, multiple […]

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Trail # 438 – Wet Hot American Summer! Texticle Teaser& Inside Voice

      It is hawt out there! So Texticle is planning a hopefully easy trail that will get you nice and moist with things other than sweat. So come out in your 80’s camp counselor gear, bikinis or hash gear and channel your inner horny camp counselor for a good wet time. Trail will be […]


Trail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds

  The next few days is filled with holidays that promote some of the hares favorite things murder,pie,  steak, blowjobs and playing with the Irish. So come in your kilts, togas, meat costumes or hell just hash gear and get your run in now because it is unlikely you will be sober enough for one […]

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