Trail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

Fall is in the air, Halloween decorations are out, and cute co-eds all over the place. Time for a jaunt Uptown. We are gonna keep it simple this week so come out in your favorite hash shirt, enjoy the cooler weather, and don’t forget to bring a flashlight! (Seriously, it’s dark out there!) Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 6, 2016 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm pack away Theme: K.I.S.S. Start:  Temple Sinai, 6227 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare and Co-Hares: Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, Just Sean Beer Hare: Shitty Titties Pre-Lube … Continue ReadingTrail # 508 – K.I.S.S – Texticle Teaser, Woody Pokeher, and Just Sean

Trail # 492 – Summer Summer Summertime – Texticle Teaser, Shitty Titties

It’s the first official week of summer! That means wearing as little as possible, bikinis, mankinis, sundresses and whatever else floats your boat while you do your best to not melt in the New Orleans heat!  Trail will hopefully be K.I.S.S. assuming my co-hare doesn’t get stopped by the police this year for parading in a bikini bottom (what guy squats to pee on the street??), appropriately moist, with a few treats along the way to help cool you off. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight, a few extra bucks Date: Thursday, June 23rd, 2016. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 … Continue ReadingTrail # 492 – Summer Summer Summertime – Texticle Teaser, Shitty Titties

Trail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

There are some lovely art things in the city, some good, some bad and some are complete crap! So come as your favorite artist or as a one of those artsy fartsy art critics while we tour some of the local art scene! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle, multiple beer stops so extra beer might be good. Date: Thursday, December 3, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Artsy Fartsy Hares (s): Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster Beer Hare: Just Alexis Start: Coliseum Square, Camp St between Terpsicore & Melpomene St, New Orleans, LA 70130 Prelube: Courtyard … Continue ReadingTrail # 458 – Artsy Fartsy! Texticle Teaser, Urine Circle & Cockness Monster

Trail # 438 – Wet Hot American Summer! Texticle Teaser& Inside Voice

      It is hawt out there! So Texticle is planning a hopefully easy trail that will get you nice and moist with things other than sweat. So come out in your 80’s camp counselor gear, bikinis or hash gear and channel your inner horny camp counselor for a good wet time. Trail will be A to A +, there is a chance you may get wet so make sure to protect your tech as needed (but don’t worry you can avoid it if getting wet if you want, but why would you?)  and bring an extra $5 in cash … Continue ReadingTrail # 438 – Wet Hot American Summer! Texticle Teaser& Inside Voice

Trail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds

  The next few days is filled with holidays that promote some of the hares favorite things murder,pie,  steak, blowjobs and playing with the Irish. So come in your kilts, togas, meat costumes or hell just hash gear and get your run in now because it is unlikely you will be sober enough for one this weekend. *Just found out that there is no block party at Parasol’s and Tracey’s on Thursday so parking should not be a problem. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack , flashlight & whistle. Date: Thursday, March 13, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm … Continue ReadingTrail #356 – Every Girl Needs Multiples! Texticle Teaser, Woody Poker Her, Pitcher’s Mounds