The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 486 – Trail of Tears – Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, and Tippy Toes

Come one come all to experience the joy of chasing a people from their place of living. Bring your smallpox infested blankets in an attempt to infect your “native” hares Tippy Toes, In the Kitchen, and Petrified Wood if you can catch them (that’s a challenge, bitches). Dressing as cowboys or girls (or whatever you identify as, […]


Trail #474 – It’s Holi Bitches! – Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Burns with Desire

  It’s Holi bitches! The Indian festival of Colours and Love. So come say your Irish Goodbye to winter and get some spring love In the Kitchen with Petrified Wood as it Burns with Desire while you yak-a-lot, Sir! Ring in Spring with a proper celebration at Irish Goodbye’s virgin lay! See y’all wankers and […]

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Trail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List

Well, they’ve done it. The hash moms (nazis) have set down rules. Join Clitoria’s secret, In The Kitchen, and Shitler’s list (Jew crew) trying (and failing) to escape persecution with the help of their irena sender (Urine Circle). BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight DATE: Thursday, March 3, 2016 TIME: 6:30 […]

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Trail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp! Calling all wankers and wankettes!  Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have […]

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Trail #456- The Hash Goes to Fat Camp! Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, Jackrophiliac & What’s Warm

  It’s almost Turkey Day, so all you roly-poly hashers need to get out to the Bywater and lose some weight at Fat Camp beforehand. Dress up as your favorite junk food (you are what ya eat) or in your best summer camp attire and get ready to RUN and pretend like you actually give […]

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