Trail # 515 – 2nd Anal Fat Camp – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac

It’s that time once again– it’s the Thursday before Thanksgiving, so let’s hustle before everyone just literally stops caring about their health. Come join us at the ~SECOND ANAL FAT CAMP HASH~. This year we head to the Lower Garden District on a trail to whip y’all into shape, lovingly laid by Fat Camp counselors In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, and Jackrophiliac. Like any good camper knows, contraband abounds, so catch up with your Chipmunk Bunk, find your treats on trail, maybe break a sweat, then meet up with us on-after to watch some real athletes do their thing for … Continue ReadingTrail # 515 – 2nd Anal Fat Camp – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Jackrophiliac

Trail # 512 – Black (as my heart) Dress Run – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood

So Halloween will be over and gone for this year, but that doesn’t mean you have to get out of the spooky spirit quite yet. Come don a black dress and take a tour of the French Quarter’s allegedly haunted sites presented by your history-loving hares. No really, it’s like one of those ghost tours in the Quarter but with booze. Be sure to stop at each special location and get a little history lesson and drink your darkly attired heart out (maybe we’ll play drunk history or something) and we’ll have a grand ol’ time being mildly athletic in … Continue ReadingTrail # 512 – Black (as my heart) Dress Run – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood

Trail # 497 – Booze and Boobs! – CUM muter, In the Kitchen

It your two favorite things combined into one awesome trail, it is all about the Booze and the Boobs! Wear your favorite booze themed shirt. Cut, crop, tie, sew, whatever to the shirt to make as HOT as you dare and show off them boobies! A prize will go to most creative! Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack (or Whisky), Whistle, Flashlight Date: July 21, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go Theme: Booze and Boobs Start: Rivershack Tavern (parking lot next door – but DO NOT park there) 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121 Hare & Co-Hare: CUM muter, In the Kitchen … Continue ReadingTrail # 497 – Booze and Boobs! – CUM muter, In the Kitchen

Trail #496 – Prohibition – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Come one, come moll, this week’s theme is the Prohibition Era! Come hoof it for a trail set in the Roaring 20’s/Gangster 30’s. Join us for a caper that will be the cat’s meow! Follow trail to find your way into a couple of juice joints where you can get some very special “giggle water.” Just be wary that that your hares don’t lead ya to a frame up. Get dolled up in your glad rags and join us for a real whoopee. Bring: One clam (no coins), 6-pack of hooch, whistle, torch Date: July 14 6:30 show, 7:00 GO Theme: Prohibition … Continue ReadingTrail #496 – Prohibition – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Trail #493 – Special Voodoo St. John’s Day Trail – Doofus White Boy, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

Special Voodoo Trail this week.  Come celebrate on the Magnolia Bridge by Cabrini after trail. Bring: – $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight, an offering for Marie Laveau. She likes flowers, blue and white candles, Creole foods, hair ribbons and hair dressing supplies Date:     Friday! Friday! Friday! 24 June 16 Time: 6:30 show, 7 pm go Theme: Putting the Voodoo into the Voodoo Hash Wear: ALL WHITE AND YOUR VOODOO ACCESSORIES  such as alligator foot (gris girs) and voodoo doll necklaces (Rosary) Start:  Magnolia Bridge, the pedestrian bridge over the Bayou St John – 1400 Moss Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #493 – Special Voodoo St. John’s Day Trail – Doofus White Boy, What’s Warm, In the Kitchen