The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 464 – ’80 to 80 – Extra Virgin Anal Oil & Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

From the ’80’s to 80 – whether you’re bringing neon and leg warmers back or having a hard time remembering what the 1980’s looked like, this trail will help you feel young again! Wear your favorite side ponies and headbands (if you’d like to pay tribute to the Goblin King of tight pants) or dress […]

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Trail # 398 – Bacchanalia! Pussy Whisker & Extra Virgin Anal Oil

Free your lusty side in a celebration of the god of wine and final days of mirth and happiness of abundance. We will frolic and sing songs of joy, laughter, and debauchery in preparation for the bitter and dreadful winter that must come every year. Bring your favorite fauns, satyrs, drunken loose women, and toga […]

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Trail # 390 – Sheep and Shepherds! Slam Bam Thank You Lamb & Extra Virgin Anal Oil

Baa Baa Slam Bam Have you any beer? Extra Virgin says there’s Two coolers near. One for the beer check One for on-in The rest for the walkers Who join at the end! Calling all sheep and shepherds to join Slam Bam Thank You Lamb and Extra Virgin Anal Oil as they lead the flock […]

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