Trail #474 – It’s Holi Bitches! – Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Burns with Desire

  It’s Holi bitches! The Indian festival of Colours and Love. So come say your Irish Goodbye to winter and get some spring love In the Kitchen with Petrified Wood as it Burns with Desire while you yak-a-lot, Sir! Ring in Spring with a proper celebration at Irish Goodbye’s virgin lay! See y’all wankers and wanketts there! Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 24 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go! Theme: Holi festival of colors Start:  Stallings Playground, 1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare and Co-Hares: Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Burns with … Continue ReadingTrail #474 – It’s Holi Bitches! – Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Burns with Desire

Trail # 473 – Leprechaun – Scouts On Her & Burns with Desire

Try to keep your kilt down and your beverage up to celebrate the true meaning of the holiday, drunkenness! You might get the luck of the Irish in trail… Or it’s just more booze. Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 17th  6:30 show, 7 pm Go! Theme: Leprechaun Leprechaun Leprechaun: it’s St. Pat’s Start: Banks St and Jefferson Davis Pkwy Hare and Co-Hares: Scouts on Her, Burns with Desire Beer Hare: Pussy Whisker Pre-Lube Location: Tracy’s block party 3rd and Magazine On-After Location: If you can’t guess, you’re beyond help Dog Friendly?: I’d leave the furry friend … Continue ReadingTrail # 473 – Leprechaun – Scouts On Her & Burns with Desire

Trail # 460 – Onsies & Skivvies! Just Alexis (virgin lay!), Burns with Desire & Urine Circle

It’s Louisiana and of course our weather is a bit…..bi-polar,  especially in “winter” so come dressed in your holiday onesies or come out in your skimpiest skivvies and show mother nature you can handle what she’s got! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, December 17, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Onesies & Skivvies! Hares (s): Just Alexis, Burns with Desire & Urine Circle Beer Hare: Eye of the Camel Start: Montiero Park, Toledano St and Camp St, New Orleans LA 70115 (behind Breaux Mart) Prelube: Bulldog, 3236 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115 On-After: TBA, probably Bulldog, Rendezvous Dog/Stroller … Continue ReadingTrail # 460 – Onsies & Skivvies! Just Alexis (virgin lay!), Burns with Desire & Urine Circle

Trail # 452 – Sesame Street and All Children’s Programs! Cockness Monster & Burns With Desire

  The letter of the day is “F” and the number of the day is “0”.    Can you use a word that begins with the letter “F”? I think you can, how about “Fuck you”, “Fuck yourself”, alliterate with “Fingering Fucking Females for Fun”, or mine will be both the number and letter “0” “F”ucks given.   I know hashers are as dumb as fucking toddler’s high on Flakka, but I think a few of you may manage to surpass your intellectual failings.  So come down to the street were grown adults fist fuck puppets, and talk in strange voices. Come … Continue ReadingTrail # 452 – Sesame Street and All Children’s Programs! Cockness Monster & Burns With Desire