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Trail #1057: Northern Repentance

Before Southern Decadence starts we shall repent. Our congregation will tour as many churches as possible for maximum atonement. Dress as a sluttified churchgoer, yassified midwest dad, or unchaste trad wife to make it clear to higher powers what exactly you lament. Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 3rd Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Across the street from Vessel NOLA, [3835 Iberville St New Orleans, LA] Hare: Cheap Throat Beer Hare: Needed! Comment if interested! Pre-Lube: Vessel NOLA On-After: Vessel NOLA ‘til 10. Then Finn McCool’s. Dog Friendly: Trail yes. … Continue ReadingTrail #1057: Northern Repentance

Trail #1056: What is a Lunar Eclipse? (updated start location!)

At Voodoo Hash House Harriers, you enjoy exclusive access to our resident astrologist. They will illuminate the mysteries of the lunar eclipse and explain precisely why the moon has decided to disappear. We’ll then be embarking upon a carefully curated trail experience featuring local beverages and cultural enrichment. Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 27th Aug Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: What is a Lunar Eclipse? Start Address: 623 Mazant St, New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare & Co-Hares: iSkank Beer Hare: YMBJ Pre-Lube: Parleaux Beer Lab On-After: A surprise! Dog Friendly: Yes … Continue ReadingTrail #1056: What is a Lunar Eclipse? (updated start location!)

Trail #1055: Cold Plunge

The air is hot and thick enough to chew, but everyone knows that every good sauna needs a refreshing cold plunge. Bring: $1 (no coins), beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 20th, 2026 Start Address: Bayou St. John, across from the post office (501 Moss St, New Orleans, LA 70119) Hare & Co-Hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? Beer Hare: The Iceman Thumbeth Pre-Lube: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Norman C Francis Parkway, New Orleans, LA 70119 On-After: Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Norman C Francis Parkway, New Orleans, LA 70119 Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, … Continue ReadingTrail #1055: Cold Plunge

Trail #1054: SFL’s Birthday and Back to School Trail!

Wear your college or alma mater swag! Whether it’s your university T-shirt, hat, or jersey, show some school pride. Don’t have college gear? Wear your favorite school’s colors and join the fun. Bring: $1 (no coins); Beverages of choice (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 13th, 2026 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Start Address: Nearish UNO will update with exact address early next week Hare & Co-Hares: SFL (co-hare appreciated) Beer Hare: ISO a beer hare Pre-Lube: Daquiris & Company – 6301 Elysian Fields On-After: Daquiris & Company – 6301 Elysian Fields Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, … Continue ReadingTrail #1054: SFL’s Birthday and Back to School Trail!

Trail #1053: The Red Skirt Sideshow

Join us under the BIG (girthy) TOP as we prelube for NOH3’s Red Dress Weekend. The temps in New Orleans are making things HOT, so come revel with us! Whether you identify more closely with the bearded lady, the ringleader, or whatever sideshow act gets your trapeze flying, we want to celebrate you all! Except clowns…unless they’re sexy clowns…with jello shots…okay, clowns are welcome too. We promise you’ll have a trail that’s Fan-tastic! (barely marked), In-credible! (poorly planned), Holy Hellfire Shit! (leaves you questioning your life choices), but at least there will be cold(ish) beer and seltzers. Costumes are encouraged … Continue ReadingTrail #1053: The Red Skirt Sideshow