Voodoo Hash House Harriers

The last three days of March have a reputation for being stormy. Scottish folklore proposes that these three days were borrowed from April so that March might extend his power. March borrowit from April Three days, and they were ill: The first was frost, the second was snaw, The third was cauld as ever’t could blaw. — Scottish proverb Come celebrate March in hopes to curb his wrath of the unpcoming borrowing days. We will drink shitty beer, run a terrible trail, drink even more shitty beer, and then sing joyous songs to appease the mighty March. Bring: $1 (no … Continue ReadingTrail #649 – “March Blows” – Hitachi Topic

Let Me Look is leaving us to go back to her motherland! Let’s send her off properly with a shitty trail,  camaraderie & cake (a real cake) after circle!  Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlightDate: Thursday, March 21, 2019Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!Theme: It’s a Hash for Bloody Hell Start Address: corner of Oak & Cambronne StreetHares: CUM muterBeer hare: Roman ShowersPre-Lube: Maple Leaf Bar 8316 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118On-After: Maple Leaf Bar ($10 cover charge to see Johnny Vidacovich Trio)Dog Friendly: Trail, Yes. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No Trail is A to A Approximately 3.2 Miles

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 14, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Who’s Your Paddy? Turn Me Over and Kiss Me Clover slash other Irish Shit Start: Igor’s Hares and Co Hares: CunniCLINKus and Cockness Monster Beer Hare: Ditter Glick (if his house cat ass actually fucking shows) Pre-lube: Igors On-after: Lucky’s Dog Friendly: Outside of the bars yes To bring: Patience, a love for green alcohol and potentially golden glitter, its Clinkus guys duh Aprox. length: 3.08 miles trail is A-A+

Mardi Gras has come and gone. You’ve had all the fun you thought you could have. Now it’s Lent. Time to look back at your excesses, atone for your sins, and become reborn anew in the spirit of crawfish, seafood, and a chance to be sober for a bit. What’s that? BAH GAWD THAT’S ST. PATRICK’S DAY’S MUSIC! Just when you thought you’d catch a break, ten days after Mardi Gras it’s time to drink again. So, why wait? Let’s get those sins right back on track with the Hash Thursday™ SEVEN DEADLY SINS Trail! Come on and lust, sloth, … Continue ReadingTrail #646 – ” Seven Deadly Sins” – Tranny Jack & Scuba Steve

**PLEASE NOTE THE TIME CHANGE! 6:00PM HARES AWAY, 6:15 HOUNDS AWAY!! THIS IS SO WE DON’T MISS THE PARADES!! Come join the Voodoo Hash for the Anal Muses Trail! As per usual, there will be no Beer Near on on this trail; so we don’t miss the parades. Circle will also be short and sweet. Special “Voodoo” shoes will be out on trail for the hounds to hunt down down. Shoes are tough to get at the actual Muses Parade, so here’s your chance to get one before the parade even starts! There will only be a few of these … Continue ReadingTrail #645 – “Anal Muses Trail! “- What’s Warm, Whordini, Wax On Whacks Off aka Ms. TexMex