Voodoo Hash House Harriers

WE WANT YOU to join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 7th Anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. Pussy Whisker is going on an overnight drunk. Anyone who would care to join me is welcome. We will hunt the elusive leopard shark.. but we won’t kill it.We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin). Dont leave your dog.. watch out for pirates. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight ( On After Pool Cover is $15 at the Country … Continue ReadingTrail #664 – “7th Anal Life Aquatic Hash” – Pussy Whisker and Just Samantha

Strap on your ruby slippers and prepare to ride a twister right over that rainbow because we are in for round 2, Return to Oz! Wear your finest Wizard of Oz/Return to Oz attire! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, + $4 EXACT CHANGE for eagle trail, courage, a brain, a heart Date: Thursday, May 30, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Return to Oz/Wizard is Oz Start Address: 311 N Front St, New Orleans, LA 70130 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini, Woody Poke Her Beer hare: Tranny Jack, Roman Showers Pre-Lube: Tiki Tolteca 301 N Peters … Continue ReadingTrail #663 – “Return to OZ” – Whordini & Woody Poke Her

Howdy Y’all! Save a horse and ride a cowboy to this cuntry themed trail. We’ll go out walking after 7, lookin’ for beer, so wear your best redneck or rhinestone cowboy realness. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, May 23, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Bayou Cuntry Ho-down Start Address: Neutral ground on Esplanade, between Decatur & Chartres Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve Beer hare: Missionary Position For the Purpose of Procreation Pre-Lube: Igor’s Checkpoint Charlie’s 501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116 On-After: NOLA Cantina 437 Esplanade … Continue ReadingTrail #657 – “Bayou Cuntry Ho-down” – Roman Showers Bring Me Flowers, Scuba Steve

This Thursday marks 2 weeks after Jazz Fest, which means it’s time to get in shape for bikini season! What better way than by running your ass off in New Orleans heat? It was such a bad idea the first time, we decided to wait 4 full years before trying again! Trail will be long and fast, passing some of the most storied drinking establishments from Tchoupitoulas to Tulane. You may see striking similarities to an arguably more prestigious event in the area. This trail offers a way for the humble hasher to get a taste of greatness. Bring: $1 … Continue ReadingTrail #656 – “2nd ‘Annual’ Tchoupitoulas Hash-A-Thon” – Jackrophiliac and Petrified Wood

Oh, jah, hallo and willkommen to the 8th Anal German Sparkle Party. I hope you have your rubber boots and party pants! As every year, by showing up to trail YOU AGREE TO BE GLITTER BOMBED! Backsliders, I’m looking at you. Get your asses out here. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday,May 9, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 8th Anal German Sparkle Party Start Address: 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare & Co-hares: ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor Beer hare: Assault & Batteries Pre-Lube: Wrong Iron 3532 Toulouse St, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #655- “German Sparkle Party” – ReTARDIS & Conjugal Visitor