Voodoo Hash House Harriers

It’s Fall Y’all! You know what that means? Pumpkin Spice and everything nice! Oversized sweaters, yoga pants, scarves, messy buns, Uggs, flannel, puffy vests…you get the gist. Join your favorite basic bitches for a fun filled jaunt about town to see some pumpkins, Halloween decorations, and drink seasonal brews. You won’t beleaf how much fun you’ll have. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 24th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Basic Fall Shit…and Pumpkin Spice! Start Address: Lawrence Square, 900 Napoleon Avenue Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, The Big Lezbowski, & Cunniclinkus (if she … Continue ReadingTrail #864 – Pumpkin Spice!

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, new Erika Pekkari dust ruffles, lye, vinegar Date: Thursday, Oct 17, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Hash Fight Club Start Address: 600 Franklin Ave New Orleans, LA 70117 Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List & Whordini Beer hare: Robert Paulson (Roman Showers) Pre-Lube: MiMi’s in the Marigny On-After: Lost Love Lounge Dog Friendly: Trail – yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? The IKEA nesting instinct Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4ish miles Trail is A to A The first rule of Hash (Fight)Club is you … Continue ReadingTrail #683 – Hash Fight Club

We’ve allllllll been there (well half of the population, but let’s not get me started on gender disparities). This week’s theme is a celebration of all those OH SHIT moments in life. Hariettes if you’re too nervous to even joke about it come dressed as plan B, the Taco Bell Fourthmeal, White Rabbit, or just come as Whordini (you’ll probably make circle?). All interpretations of “late” are accepted. Bonus points if you paint your face. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 10, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: I’m late (oh shit)! Start … Continue ReadingTrail #682 – Oh Shit, I’m Late!

Here’s to you, Hashiest Hasher. Whether you joined the Facebook group after your virgin trail, bought a Happi Coat when you earned your first patch, or just really, truly believe that what we need is one more choir practice, this trail is for you. Come decked out in your habbiest finest; we want to see shiggy socks, on-on shorts, Voodoo polos (Toyota can make you a deal if you don’t have one!) and your hash-named dog/cat/pet tree frog. Show off your hasher tattoos, ass to finest ass, cheek to roundest cheek. Solve trail with reckless abandon, whistles blaring, flashlights blazing, … Continue ReadingTrail #681 – Hail the Hashiest Hasher

Voodoo H3 Trail #680 Thursday, September 26 6:30 pm show/ 7 pm go! Theme: The DRANK Trail! I learned to DRANK a Red Snapper, Kamikaze, Long Island Ice Tea, White Russian, Fuzzy Navel, and a Sex on the Beach, Margarita, Bloody Mary, Sloe Gin Fizz, learned to DRANK em all, on the rocks with a twist, there’s a hash to attend that will get ya pretty smashed, call 419-8343! PS: May be a good idea to Uber/Lyft to this one! Attire: Your favorite beer or booze shirts Hare: CUM muter & Just Jack ? Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy Prelube: Homedale … Continue ReadingTrail #680 – The DRANK Trail!