Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Y’all I am here to tell you that 2020 Mulan remake SUX. It did inspire me to rewatch the 1998 masterpiece which has given me STRENGTH. My reflections are all the person that I want to see and I hope yours are too. I want us to bring our best Mulan heat by wearing whatever brings honor to your family tree and keeps your father standing tall. Also, if honoring your family is not how you be your best self, then f*ck em. That’s how Mulan saved the Emperor (and China) and got a hot boyfriend. Gender fluidity encouraged on trail. … Continue ReadingTrail #731 – Please Bring Honor To Us All

Not all heroes wear capes, hell some don’t even wear pants.  Most generally wear full body spandex, which thankfully leaves nothing to the imagination. The most important heroes we have found these days are those on the frontlines dealing with COVID and, locally, first responders and volunteers helping the victims of Hurricane Laura.   For this reason, we will be collecting donations of food, water, fuel, PPE, and other supplies to send to Lake Charles and West Louisiana.  Come dressed as your favorite hero, whether already established or created by you, there are no wrong answers.   Bring: a 6-pack (glass … Continue ReadingTrail #730 – Not All Heros Wear Capes

Bring: 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask. Masks must be worn while not running. Date: Thursday, August 27th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme:The Boulevard of Broken Dreams 2020 Remix. I walk a lonely road, or at least I did if I went into the quarter in April or May. and because it isn’t so lonely who knows how much longer this will go on. Let’s face it, 2020 has been a kick in the crotch.  It is fun, it isn’t funny and it’s dangerous.  So many events and gatherings had to be scrapped this year.  … Continue ReadingTrail #729 – The Boulevard of Broken Dreams 2020 Remix.

This Thursday would be my BFF Scout’s 15th Birthday, but God is a dick. In celebration of this Party Wolf Bitch (and she was completely), let’s down some beer, howl at the moon, share some past puppy tails, and log some miles in the Bywater. Please bring extra money, and buy a beer or two from Parleaux at start to support my fav local brewery. Also, there will be a couple of shot checks and one BN. Life is Ruff, so Drink. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, a mask, wolf-themed attire Date: Thursday, August … Continue ReadingTrail #728 – Party Wolf Hash

Jazzercise, Tae Bo, Rollerblading; fitness fads come and go, but hashing is classic. This week Voodoo is kicking it old-school with a #thowbackthursday trail. So grab your churchkey/fannypack/Walkman/short-shorts and get ready to relive your glory days. Prizes will be given for the best retro-licious outfit and best throwback pic. Post your #tbt on the Facebook trail post, or tag @voodooh3 on Instagram to be considered. Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask. Masks are required when not running. Date: Thursday, August 7th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Throwback Thursday Start Address: 1751 Robert … Continue ReadingTrail #727 – #Throwback Thursday