It took Woody Poke Her days and days to write this trail announcement and approximately 45 minutes to send it. When I (Mr. hEd) checked in on him, he said:
It’s alright, it’s okay
I’m gonna make it anyway
Gonna make it, can’t give up now
I’ma make it somehow
To which I was like… bro it’s hashing, it’s really not that serious. Just send the fucking email so I can go back to work and teach kids how to read good and do other stuff good too. And then he looked at me with those big brown eyes, tears brimming, and cried:
If you had
Or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?
And I was like, ew, Woody! You have vomit on your sweater! You’re disgusting. Hopefully he showers before Thursday but no promises and no refunds.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, April 15
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: 8mile or not, 420 blaze or don’t
Start Address: 1620 Race St.
COLISEUM SQ PARK
Hare & Co-hares: woody poke her
Beer hare: Roman Showers
Pre-Lube: Juan’s flying burrito
On-After: half moon?
Dog Friendly: trail, sure. On after, maybe?
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? WEAR YOUR SHIGGY SOCKS! BRING A FLASHLIGHT AND WHISTLE!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
There will be a Turkey/ eagle; and as the theme is 8 mile, you may go 8 miles but probably not. It may just be a rap battle….
Walkers (turkeys) will probably go 3ish.
Trail is A to A, A to B, etc.
A – A+