Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Hares lie…except when they don’t. Will they be particularly emboldened on April Fool’s Day, or is it all just a ruse? Only two things can be known for sure: a true trail is true, and Woody Poke Her will spend the whole night swearing that a check-back is just around the next corner. Trail #761 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 1, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: It’s April, Fools! Start Address: 2200 Lafitte Ave. NOLA 70112 Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth and Just Brittney Beer hare: The Cunt of Monte … Continue ReadingTrail #761: It’s April, Fools!

Your hare has been watching a lot of Supernatural during Covid, so this trail is all about the Winchester Family Business. Hunters (aka the pack) will choose the path to Heaven (walkers) or Hell (runners) by chasing down the clues on trail. Monster-of-the-week, Angel, Demon, Hunter, or Winchester family attire highly encouraged! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 25, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Family Business Start Address: Fortier Park New Orleans, LA 70119 (29.9801967, -90.0844245) Hare & Co-hares: Whordiniel Beer hare: Mr. hEd Dog Friendly: Hellhounds are welcome! Is a … Continue ReadingTrail #760: The Family Business: VooDoo Gets Supernatural

Happy Saint Fad-Tricks Day, ya degenerates! We all had our favorite fads or trends when we were younger so in that spirit come hash dressed as your favorite fad or trend from your childhood. Didn’t like any fads? Then come prepared to do a trick for everyone in circle. Don’t have any tricks? Then you better turn a trick on trail. Don’t wanna turn a trick on trail? Then you better be wearing green at the least. If you recall, St. Fad-Trick famously drove all non-participants out of the hash, so don’t give him reason to come back. There may … Continue ReadingTrail #759: St. Fad-Tricks Day!

We have guest hares in town who are ready to throw down. But where did they come from? Who sent them? Can they be trusted more than the average wanker? Bring your tinfoil hats and your butt plugs because this trail will be one you’re bound to forget (because aliens wipe your memory away after they probe you. In case you didn’t get my really clever reference to alien butt stuff. All the best jokes need to be explained in parenthetical statements.) Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 3/11/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: … Continue ReadingTrail #758: They Came From Outer Space

For the second time ever, Voodoo gets trashed and leaves a community better than we found it. Come drink and enjoy a trail while relieving the Freret community of their filthy treasures. Walkers totally have the advantage on this to win sweet prizes. As the sagely trash panda who lives in my backyard once said “Be king and enjoy the ride.” Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 4th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry Start Address: Evan’s Playground (5100 LaSalle st.) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and … Continue ReadingTrail #757: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry