We have guest hares in town who are ready to throw down. But where did they come from? Who sent them? Can they be trusted more than the average wanker? Bring your tinfoil hats and your butt plugs because this trail will be one you’re bound to forget (because aliens wipe your memory away after they probe you. In case you didn’t get my really clever reference to alien butt stuff. All the best jokes need to be explained in parenthetical statements.)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, 3/11/2021
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: They Came From Outer Space
Start Address: 7410 Prytania St and Leake Ave. Carver Playground.
Hare & Co-hares: UPS and her Tactical Trunk Monkey (NN Tom)
Beer hare: Leave your beers in your car for End Circle. BN will be in a bar so bring your ID and extra cash money!
Pre-Lube: Cooter Brown’s Tavern and Oyster Bar
On-After: Cooter Brown’s Tavern and Oyster Bar
Dog Friendly: Trail is dog friendly but our furry friends must remain outside during BN. Luckily we can bring alcohol outside in our nifty little city of sin.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? NOPE!!!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). 4 miles? The hares didn’t say but aliens aren’t known for their stamina. Have you even seen ET?
Trail is A to A.