Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Get ready to rock out with your snarl out during the 2nd Anal PARTY WOLF Hash. In honor of my BFFurever Scout’s 16th Birthday, let’s sink our teeth into some beers, howl at the moon, make fun of the weakest in the pack, and pound our paws in the Bywater area. Also, there will be one Beer Near and possibly a couple of shot checks. Life is Ruff, so Drink. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, a mask, wolf-themed attire Date: Thursday, August 19th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! (Yeah, Right) Theme: Party Wolf … Continue ReadingTrail #781: Party Wolf Hash

MASK UP YOUR LOINS, Wankers & Wankettes. The only thing getting laid this August is our flour. Only cherries 🍒 getting popped are in our Jell-O shots. SHUT IT DOWN & LEAVE ROOM FOR G (6 ft for that 🍆) In recognition of our cursed social distancing continuance, don your purest pleats and hems. For (hopefully 🙏) our only ANAL Chastity Skirt Run. All white or garter, belt, chain, kink skirts encouraged. Cost: $5 and BYO 6-pack (no glass) ***Cash or paypal voodoocash1@gmail.com. There will be jello shots and 🍾 , also extra water for this Aug. heat, but please … Continue ReadingTrail #780: Chastity Skirt Run

I come home, in the morning light My mother says “How many assays don’t go right?” Oh momma dear, we’re not the fortunate ones And girls, they wanna have fun Oh girls just wanna have fun…ding for scientific research! Get out your lab coats and PPE, it’s back to school and we’re celebrating women in science! Have a great Marie Curie impression? Cool! Wanna infodump about Grace Hopper? Awesome! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, August 5, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun…ding for Scientific Research Start Address: 2011 … Continue ReadingTrail #779: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun…ding for Scientific Research

🎶 There’s some whores in this hash. There’s some whores in this hash.🎶 💦Do you have a WAP? Would you like one? Cause this trail is boutsa be wet and wild. Even if you don’t show up with one, your pussy/bussy will be dripping wet by the end of the night. *Note: You will likely be sprayed/splashed/drenched with water on trail*💦 It’s hot as hell, and it’s time for some hot girl shit! So put on your t.h.o.t.iest outfit and show us what a real-ass-bitch you are. Hot harriette summer is the vibe/mood of knowing you’re the FBI 24/7 and … Continue ReadingTrail #778: Hot Harriette Summer

It’s been five years since Quesa and Iceman started running with the Voodoo! To celebrate, we are bringing back the theme of the first trail we ever ran. The traditional five-year anniversary gift is wood, so I’m pretty sure you all know what we expect. Check out the original write-up (below) and come join us! Come one, come moll, this week’s theme is the Prohibition Era! Come hoof it for a trail set in the Roaring 20’s/Gangster 30’s. Join us for a caper that will be the cat’s meow! Follow trail to find your way into a couple of juice … Continue ReadingTrail #777: Five long, hard years with Quesa and Iceman