MASK UP YOUR LOINS, Wankers & Wankettes.
The only thing getting laid this August is our flour.
Only cherries 🍒 getting popped are in our Jell-O shots.
SHUT IT DOWN & LEAVE ROOM FOR G
(6 ft for that 🍆)
In recognition of our cursed social distancing continuance, don your purest pleats and hems. For (hopefully 🙏) our only ANAL Chastity Skirt Run. All white or garter, belt, chain, kink skirts encouraged.
Cost: $5 and BYO 6-pack (no glass)
***Cash or paypal email@example.com. There will be jello shots and 🍾 , also extra water for this Aug. heat, but please bring your own beer. Ice chests provided.***
Date: Thursday, August 12, 2021
Time: 6:30pm show, 7pm GO!
Theme: Chastity Skirt Run
Start: Gumbel Fountain – Audubon Park – 6500 St. Charles Ave., New Orleans, LA 70118
**Congregate around the fountain, please be considerate of any wayward muggles. They fear darkness and intrigue, so should be cleared out by circle.
Hares: Tits Don’t Fit & Orgasmic Chemistry
Beer hare: Mr. hED
Pre-lube: The outdoor park space.
On-After: We recommend you go home when the booze is gone.
Dog Friendly: No, it’s too hot.
What to bring? A mask! A flashlight! A whistle! If you’re an out-of-towner, please bring your phone and give someone your number before On-Out. Our streets and sidewalks are gnarly; you don’t want to trip cause the city will ignore you if you sue them and we need to know where to send a lyft to get your ass.
Bring extra money for hab as well! We are currently selling two styles of Voodoo Bunny Red Tanks ($17) and a Beer $$ Running Belt ($10)
tank 👉 https://forms.gle/5vYXYexL9reGZDmE8 👈
running belt 👉 https://forms.gle/HQUF6dChjQrkQ4BF6 👈
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Walkers 2, R*nners 4
Trail is A to A