The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #472 – Clinton/Trump/Sanders/Cruz Cage Match – Came Upon Me & Enough Already

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The Louisiana Primary has passed, but it is still anyone’s race.  Show your support or dislike for one of the presidential candidates in this political candidate cage match!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: March 10, 2016 6:30 show, 7:00 go

Theme: Clinton/Trump/Sanders/Cruz Cage Match

Start:  Shelter 10 – On Magazine St. Across from the Zoo. 6500 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Hare and Co-Hares:   Came Upon Me & Enough Already

Beer Hare: Cooter Webs

Pre-Lube Location:  Noah’s Ark or Monkey Hill

On-After Location: Wherever we land when the rain stops

Dog Friendly?: Sure

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bag b/c of the weather. We are going to get wet!

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)  Dress to celebrate the great American presidential election process.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  5 miles with a separate walkers trail

Hash Announcements:

It’s Awards tonight! It will be wet and slippery and tons of fun – be there!

Biloxi 800th March 18-20th

Voodoo Campout April 15 – 17th.  Join your friends in hashy fun at the Renaissance Festival site.

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Trail # 471 – ZER VILL BE ORDER!!!!! Clitoria’s Secret, In the Kitchen, & Shitler’s List

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Well, they’ve done it. The hash moms (nazis) have set down rules. Join Clitoria’s secret, In The Kitchen, and Shitler’s list (Jew crew) trying (and failing) to escape persecution with the help of their irena sender (Urine Circle).

BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight

DATE: Thursday, March 3, 2016

TIME: 6:30 SHOW / 7 pm GO (and we really mean it now)

THEME: Zer Will Be Order!!!!!!

START: Finn McCools 3701 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119

HARES: Clitoria’s Secret, In The Kitchen, & Schitler’s List

BEER HARE: Urine Circle

PRE LUBE: Finn’s

ON AFTER: Finn’s

DOG FRIENDLY: Should be

DRY BAG, SHIGGY, ANYTHING TO PACK: Yellow Star of David or On On Foot, Prison Garb

APPROX. LENGTH: Less than the normal Clitoria’s Secret Trails – should be something for the really slow runners- aka “walkers”

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Awards will be NEXT week March 10th.

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com!

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Trail # 470 – CUMmuter’s Divorce Hash – CUMmuter & CUNTpeitor

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Gentlemen look out – she is finally, officially free….again. 3rd divorce is a charm! She has learned her lesson and the lesson is you can’t be good at everything!

BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight

DATE: February 25th

TIME: 6:30 SHOW / 7 pm GO

THEME: CUM muter’s Divorce Hash

START: Bulldog on Canal Parking Lot 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124

HARES: CUM muter & CUNT petitor

BEER HARE: Fucked By Mapquest

PRE LUBE: Bulldog on Canal

ON AFTER: Mick’s Where else?!! What would my divorce hash be without food, cake, & Irish alcohol? 4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119

DOG FRIENDLY: On trail only. No dogs allowed at Mick’s

DRY BAG, SHIGGY, ANYTHING TO PACK: Flashlight, whistle, and Jameson. Leave your dignity and spouses (unless they are hashers of course) at home!

APPROX. LENGTH: Under 4 miles – Separate Walker’s Trail this week.

Hash Announcements:

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com!

 

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Trail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi

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ATTENTION!! We’ve got Virgins! Hares that is. Virgin Mutha is laying trail for the first time, and Banana Slit is breaking her Voodoo cherry.  Everyone cum; its going to be sloppy!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, flashlight, whistle
Date: February 18, 2016 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go
Theme: Virgins Gotta Lay
Start:  S St. Patrick St and Baudin St ; St. Patrick Playground 4700 Baudin St New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares:
Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, Kiwi Wiwi
Beer Hare: Urine Circle

Pre-Lube Location:
Mid City Yacht Club

On-After Location:
Mid City Yacht Club
Dog Friendly?: Yes
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Just the usual, A whistle and a flashlight
 

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) A dry bag is never a bad idea, but seriously, this is typical urban shiggy.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) Less than 4 miles

Hash Announcements:
Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com!

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Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

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Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and girls.

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 Pack, flashlight, whistle

Date: February 11, 2016  6:30 pm Show, 7:00 pm Go

Theme: Lent – the holiest time of the year

Start: The Parking lot next to the Galley Restaurant  2535 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001

Hare and Co-Hares: Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood & What’s Warm

Beer Hare: Sir Yacks a Lot

Pre-Lube Location: Martine’s  2347 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001

On-After Location: Oscars 2027 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005

Dog Friendly?: should be.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Nothing out of the ordinary…Definitely want a flashlight!

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) A to a walkable A+

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) Around 4.5 miles

Hash Announcements:
Awards are this week!  Check attendance to see if you have earned coveted Voodoo Stuff!

Biloxi 800th: March 18 – 20th Biloxi, MS

Voodoo Campout: April 15 – 17, 2016, Renaissance Festival Grounds.  Rego at www.voodoohash.com!

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