The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #584 – “Roman Showers’ Wine Bacchanalia” – Roman Showers & Missionary

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Feb. 1, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Roman Shower’s wine Bacchanalia
Start Address: 1142 Margaret Pl, New Orleans, LA 70130
Hare & Co-hares: Roman Showers, Missionary
Beer hare: Needs More Insemination
Shot hares: Whoredini, Quesadidher
Pre-Lube: Circle Bar – 1032 St Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130
On-After: The Rusty Nail – 1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130
Dog Friendly: Yes
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?
Your toga, or Roman/Greek costume, and your running sandals. Also a thirst for wine!
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Trail will be short and sweet like your hare 🐰. Walkers trail is almost exactly 3 miles.
 
Trail is A to A

Trail #583 – “The Wizard of Oz” Whordini & Woody Poke Her

We’re not in Kansas anymore, so let’s go somewhere over the rainbow and follow the yellow brick road to more beer. Costumes are highly encouraged, bonus points for flying monkeys.

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 25, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: The Wizard of Oz
Start Address: Woldenberg Park (meet near 310 N. Front Street, New Orleans, LA 70130)

 

Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Woody Poke Her
Beer hare: Twatter Sports
Pre-Lube: Ryan’s Pub (241 Decatur St., New Orleans, LA 70130)
On-After: Industry Bar (240 Decatur St., New Orleans, LA 70130)
Dog Friendly: Sorry Toto, no go!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Please bring $4 exact change (in addition to $1 Hash Cash) if you plan to do EAGLE SPLIT. Everyone should bring ENOUGH BEER FOR 2 BNs ….also a Brain, a Heart, and some Courage.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Trail is approx. 4.5 miles, there will be a Turkey/Eagle split. See note above about $4 for Racist Eagle Running Mutha F*ckas.

Trail is A to A+

Trail #582 – “Steven King’s: IT’s a Shitty Trail” – 7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, & IME

Do you have a fear of being lost forever on trail?  A trail so shitty it inspired by the master of terror, Steven King, to write IT SUCKS, Salem’s Lost, and The Green 6″.  Experience the horror of this trail yourself and show your appreciation for one of America’s best writers. (Except for that time he wrote Maximum Overdrive… Sleepwalkers… Tommy Knockers…)
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 18, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Steven King’s IT’s a Shitty Trail
Start Address: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
Hare & Co-hares:  7 Scuba Steve, Miss Jizzle, and IME
Beer hare: Cock-abooty-Boo
Pre-Lube: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
On-After: Pink Street Pub, 201 Aris Ave, Metairie, LA 70005
Dog Friendly: Cujo can come.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?  Bring a FLASHLIGHT
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Approximately 5.0 with T/E split
 
Trail is A-A

Trail #581 “BI-nary” – Woody Poke Her

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 11, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme:   BI-nary hash, 1’s &0’s
Start Address: 3125 Calhoun St., New Orleans, LA 70125 (on the side street – it’s actually s. miro)
Hare & Co-hares: woody poke her
Beer hare: cap’t snitchy pants
Pre-Lube: robert’s bar, 3125 calhoun st., 70125
On-After: robert’s bar
Dog Friendly: trail, sure. bar, not really
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? FLASHLIGHT & WHISTLE!
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: a little longer than usual; but not that long. walker’s may get separate directions
 
Trail is A-A+++
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Check out NOH3’s calendar – http://noh3.com/calendar.htm – for details on Mardi Gras Madness Feb. 9-11, 2018

Trail #580 – “4th Anal Get Your Comic On” – Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS, & BJ Tenderpussy

Greeting True Believers, AKA you bunch of sweaty hairy gross nerds (you disgust me)
Some convention is coming to town, so our beautiful city will be full of jerks in costume, people who write stories about bastards with super powers, or from space or some crap. I mean seriously who cares about that stuff?
So it’s time to show that conglomerate of geeks who’s in charge.  We will do this by exhibiting our athletic prowess, sing sweet songs and our ability to down beers.
By the end of it you should be able to tell any Nerd to suck it.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, Jan. 4, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Get Your Comic On!
Start Address: The Balls (881 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130)
 
Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui, ReTARDIS
Beer hare: BJ Tenderpussy
Pre-Lube: Ugly Dog Saloon (401 Andrew Higgins Blvd., NOLA 70130)
On-After: TBD
Dog Friendly: Yes.  Be aware there may be some crowded areas of trail.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No unless it is raining.
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
Trail is A to A.
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
I think we’re having awards, right?
P.S. Jan. 6th is the START of 2018 Mardi Gras season, so please keep the busy MG social/parade calendar in mind when planning trails and party hard, part safe y’all!