The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 514 – Military Appreciation – Shitty Titties and Sir Yaksalot

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Ass-hole, Ass-hole, A soldier I will be!  It’s the Marine Corps 241st birthday and Veteran’s Day eve.  We know you wankers love your military hashers and muggles.  Join your resident veteran hares Shitty Titties and Sir Yaks A Lot for an extra shitty trail through the Garden District.  Be sure to show your support by wearing your skimpiest military attire and accessories.  You may want to show up with a fresh liver as well as there is rumor of libations on trail.  Now…drop and give me 69!  Hooah!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a fresh liver

Date:  Thursday, November 10, 2016, 6:30 show, 7 pm go

Theme:  Military appreciation

Start:  Coliseum Square (corner of Camp St. and Race St.) 1401 Camp St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares:  Shitty Titties and Sir Yaks A Lot

Beer Hare: Cock a Booty Boo

Other Hares:  CUMmuter and In The Kitchen

Pre-Lube Location:  Rusty Nail (1100 Constance St, New Orleans, LA 70130)

On-After Location:  Avenue Pub (1732 Saint Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70130)

Dog Friendly?:  yes

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Negative

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Negative

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3 miles

 

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc:  A to A

 

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split:  Negative

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for December and January – November 9th at High Noon!

Full Moon Hash – November 11th Start: Duncan Plaza (343 Loyola Ave) 7 pm Show, 7:30 Go $5 hash cash; Wear Camo!

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections

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Trail # 513 – Rock the Vote – Banana Slit

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It’s been a long fucking weekend and this is the third hash this week! Let’s chill out with a short Slit trail and remember our civic duty.Come dressed with an election shirt, as Uncle Sam, a Hanging Chad! (Or not, we have freedom of expression bitches)

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, November 3 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Rock the Vote!

Start: Samuel Square 2100 Napoleon Ave New Orleans, LA 70115  (This address brings you to the corner)

Hare and Co-Hares: Banana Slit

Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Wayfare 4510 Freret St, New Orleans, LA 70115

On-After Location: Wayfare 4510 Freret St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Dog Friendly?: Trail is. Bar is not.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Oh god no.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Flashlight, Fleshlight, I’m easy

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5 miles (And I’m probably lying about the .5)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Nah.

Hash Announcements:

Awards – This Thursday November 3rd 

Hareraising for December and January – November 9th at High Noon!

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections

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Trail # 512 – Black (as my heart) Dress Run – In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood

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So Halloween will be over and gone for this year, but that doesn’t mean you have to get out of the spooky spirit quite yet. Come don a black dress and take a tour of the French Quarter’s allegedly haunted sites presented by your history-loving hares. No really, it’s like one of those ghost tours in the Quarter but with booze. Be sure to stop at each special location and get a little history lesson and drink your darkly attired heart out (maybe we’ll play drunk history or something) and we’ll have a grand ol’ time being mildly athletic in everyone’s favorite wardrobe staple.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Tuesday, November 1, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: BLACK (AS MY HEART) DRESS RUN

Start: The Old US Mint 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Hare and Co-Hares: In the Kitchen and Petrified Wood

Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Spitfire Lounge 1135 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Location: Spitfire Lounge 1135 Decatur St, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly?: Not unless you’re cool with your dog potentially eating French Quarter trash/dealing with gutterpunk hell hounds

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? The sixth sense, probably something to hold your important items in because as most harriettes know, dresses don’t usually have pockets.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Not particularly

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc): 3.34 miles true trail

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Nope!

Hash Announcements: 

Awards – This Thursday  November 3rd or Next Nov 10th.  Gotta see who is in town :-)

Hareraising for December and January – November 9th at High Noon!

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections

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Trail # 511 – Day of the Dead Trail – CUM muter and I Came from a Clam Down Under

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Los muertos estan lliegando.

Each year as the seasons turn to darkness and decay, the spirits rise from the land of the dead.

Ocultar su cara.

But not all spirits are kind. They come for the living, to take them to hell.

Los espiritus son inquietos.

So on October 27th, we ask you to put on your best death mask. We must sooth the ire of your local monsters with a hash the likes of which you won’t see again, in this life or the next.

El inframundo llamadas.

Because the only thing saving you, is a dance with the dead.

Date: Thursday,  October 27th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, Flashlight (for real!)  $$ for Extra Credit.

Theme: Dias de Muertos (old school costumes from 1800s, such as demons, ghosts, and monsters.)

Start: City Park Avenue & N. Murat (In City Park)

Hares: CUM muter & Spooky

Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest

Ghouls: In the Kitchen, Woody Poke Her, Shitty Titties, & Just Jesse

Early Pre-Lube: Mizado (5080 Pontchartrain Blvd) for 10 cent margaritas from 11-2pm

Pre-Lube/On-After: Evangeline Lounge (4501 Toulouse Street) Show them so love!
They will have drink specials and extra bartender for us on-after.

Dog Friendly: NO

Need: The usual but CAN NOT SPECIFY ENOUGH HOW MUCH A FLASHLGHT IS NEEDED!!!

MILD SHIGGY! $$ for Extra Credit.

Approx. Length: 3.5ish mile, A + A

Separate walkers trail! Undead/Stiff Splits

Hash Announcements: 

Black Dress Run is November 1st

Awards – November 3rd

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Trail # 510 – DX Run – In Tents to Pee, Dead Cell, and KW Drunk

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Are you ready?

Look in my eyes, what do you see? The cult of personality. I know your anger, I know your dreams I’ve been everything you want to be. We’re here to show the world the VooDoo DX run Woo Woo Woo, you know it!

Oh you didn’t know? Your ass better call somebody

Because it’s time to play the game, we’ve got the moves, that really move ‘em. We send chills up and down your spines. To cure this we will start at Fharmacy.

Prepare to join the YES movement and follow buzzards Dead Cell, Jake The Snake (AKA In Tents to Pee), Urine Circle and your new WWE World Heavyweight Champion KW Drunk (ya ha, Mobile RDR said so)

If you’re not down with that, well I got just two words for ya

And that’s the bottom line, coz Stone Cold Said so

#Austin3:16

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 20th October 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go (we really mean 7!)

Theme: DX Run

Start: Fharmacy  2540 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: In Tents to Pee, Dead Cell, and your Current WWE World Heavyweight Champion, KW Drunk

Beer Hare: Ur(in)eCircle

Pre-Lube Location: Fharmacy 2540 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Finn McCools (tribute to the Demon King) 3701 Banks St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Finns is

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Only if you don’t like beer

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) Approx 8 Kilometers

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to B – 1 Mile between.  park at On After

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Splits and booze checks, song checks, fish hooks, Stone cold Steve Austin Check.

Hash Announcements: 

Crescent Shiggy Jazz Funeral is this weekend!  Rego Here if you haven’t already!

Black Dress Run is November 1st

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