The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #575 – “Top Gun” – Whoredini & Q.E. Oui Oui

(To the tune of danger zone)
Picking up your 6 pack,
You know that bottles aren’t preferred.
Get yourself a dollar,
Brining coins would be absurd.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Heading into shiggy,
I see a tit check on my right.
Got you running from a check back,
Hoping beer near is in sight.
Hashing in to hangover.
The Hares have got you hashing into hangover.
You gotta blow that trail whistle,
When you’ve got 3 blobs for an on-on.
Never know what’s up ahead.
Are you going which-y right or which-y wrong?
You’ve found a YBF,
And that’s a fucking travesty.
Go back to that check,
Seek out where you’re supposed to be.
Hashing in to hangover.
The hares have got you hashing into hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
The hares have got you hashing into hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
The hares have got you hashing into hangover.
Hashing in to hangover.
Down-down right into a hangover.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 30, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7pm GO!
Theme: Top Gun – Get your aviators & your flight suits ready, because we are going to the DANGER ZONE!
Start Address: Avenue Pub (1732 St. Charles Ave., New Orleans, LA 70130)
Hare & Co-hares: Whoredini & Q.E. Oui Oui
Beer hare: Pussy Whisker
Pre-Lube: Avenue Pub (1732 St. Charles Ave.)
On-After: Avenue Pub
Dog Friendly: As long as they’ve got the need… the need for speed!
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Boyd oil for playing volleyball, That lovin’ feeling
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Walkers follow trail.
 
Trail is A to A
HASH ANNOUNCEMENTS:
The next round of HARERAISING coming to a bar near you this week! Hareraiser extraordinaire, Kitty Foster, Tits Don’t Fit is bringing you back to the preFacebook era of 2002 where we all got drunk in person, signed up for shit that we don’t remember, and checked our flip phone T9 SMS the next morning breaking the news that you’re NEXT WEEK’S HARE!!!

Unfortunately, due to my long distance boo and work schedule I’m not sure I will be able to attend the Xmas party for a live hareraising, so in lieu of that plan I will be posting throughout the week in which bar you can track me down (let’s be honest it’ll be Finn McCool’s). Think of it as live bonus trail #69: Chase TDF.

Fun Facts:

-Hareraising period: Dec. 7, 2017 – March 22, 2018 
-I will have a REAL PAPER CALENDAR – first come first serve.
-Analversaries still stand – Dec. 14 (Hanukkah), Jan 4 (Comic On), and Feb 8 (Muses) taken
-You can only reserve one date within the window, but can co-hare as often as your friends will have you!
-March 15th & 22nd The Jolly Rogers Hash Cruise will be in town, VDH3 is looking for eager, competent hares to coordinate these two trails with our visiting comrades! Turn out will likely be 70+
If you are unable to come to Finn’s (or other bars I go to) because you have been added to their “Do Not Serve” list, please email voodoohash@gmail.com to reserve a date. Priority will be given to live reservations, but we don’t want to alienate willing participants!

Trail #573 – “Whose Hash Is It Anyway” – Clitoria’s Secret, Q.E. Oui Oui, & Can I Fuck Your Sister?

Welcome to whose hash is it anyways where the trail is made up and the rules (what rules) don’t matter.
We’re your hosts Clitorias, Oui Oui, Fuck Your Sister Baby and tonight you’re the contestants. There will be games on trail, props, charades and a ORIGINAL song or two. Complete these games to win the grand prize! THE BEER YOU PAID FOR! (OOOOOH , AHHHHHHH). Don’t be a Dead Cell and just blow through stops or you may end up being a prop in circle.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 16, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Whose Hash Is It Anyway?
Start Address: Brooks Seahorse Saloon (1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: If you are a virgin hare, you need to partner with an experienced co-hare. If you’d like help finding one, let me know!
Beer Hare: ¿Quesa-Did-Her?
Pre-Lube: Seahorse
On-After: Seahorse
Dog Friendly: The youngest hare in voodoo is helping lay trail so yes.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? A sense of humor and the spirit of Colin Mocharie
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: Don’t know. (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks).
 
I’m assuming trail is A to A.
HASH ACCOUNEMENTS:
Next week is Orphan Hashgiving! Check out the Facebook event page for details & to decide what dish you’re bringing – https://www.facebook.com/events/1963570647190680/

Trail #572 “Porn To Be Wild” – mr. hED & Just Natalie

In honor of HUMP! Film Festival, we have dedicated tonight’s trail to all things porny. Haven’t shaved last week’s creepy ‘stache yet? Perfect, you can be in charge of mustache rides! Finally got around to washing your zombie Hefner costumefrom Halloween? Excellent, get your money’s worth! Waiting for your roommates to vacate the house so you can properly wash and store last night’s matching tail and collar set from “NOLA Brony Meetup“? Immediately swing by Mr. hEd’s house so she can rainbow dash your pinkie pie, you handsome stallion, you. 
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 9, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Porn To Be Wild
Start Address: Lafitte Greenway right off Broad! (One block from Broad Street Theater – 2698 Lafitte Ave., New Orleans, LA 70119)
Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd & Just Natalie
Beer hare: TBD– accepting applications now (totally desperate somebody please help me)
Pre-Lube:  The Broad Theater! They have food and booze!
On-After:  The Broad Theater! They have food and booze and there is a special 9:00 showing of HUMP! that you should attend with us!
Dog Friendly: Trail – abso-diddly-dootely. On after – no-can-do’s-ville, baby.
 
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Headlamps and flashlights are a good idea, ponypals. Also, maybe consider a change of clothes unless you want to be that sweaty stranger in the theater making all the people wonder, “why is that chick dressed as a bondage pony sweating so hard while watching porn?”
 
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Trail will be right at 2 miles to insure we get to the On After by 9pm.
 
Trail is A to A Prime! Walkers will walk runners trail. Runners, please mark trail so that walkers can get to Beer Check and End Circle in reasonable time. Trail will be short and sweet so that we can mutually and platonically enjoy porn together. Tickets for the 9pm HUMP! Show can be purchased here: http://humpfilmfest.boldtypetickets.com/events/44378667/hump-tour-2017-new-orleans 

Trail #571 “Pussys & Moustaches for Movember” – Pussy Whisker

November is upon us! And this pussy loves her moustaches. This pussy also loves the men attached to those moustaches. Support movember by rocking your moustaches! Bring your moustached pussy, your pussy moustaches and no judgements here if your moustache smells like pussy.

Extra kudoes for those dressed as pussys cats with moustaches.

Also, feel welcome to donate to movember cause with the link provided!
https://mosista.co/13608062?mc=5

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, November 2, 2017
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: Pussys and Moustaches for Movember!
Start Address: Corner of Conti St. and N. Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare & Co-hares: Pussy Whisker
Beer hare: Cock a booty boo
Pre-Lube: Bayou Wine Garden (315 N Rendon St., New Orleans, LA 70119)
On-After: Bayou Beer or Wine Garden. Tasters choice
Dog Friendly: In this house pussys love puppers. So.. yes to everything.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No. Pussys don’t like getting their paws wet..

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3 to 4 miles.

Trail #570 “69th Anal Black Dress Run!” – ¿Quesa-Did-Her? and Just Caitlin

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Wednesday, Nov. 1, 2017

Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!

Theme: Black Dress Run

Start Address: Woldenberg Park (100 Bienville St., or the intersection of Bienville and Front St., where Bienville dead ends into the park)

 

Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and Just Caitlin

Beer hare: Cock-a-booty-boo

Pre-Lube: Chart Room, 300 Chartres St. (bar is cash only)

On-After: Industry Bar, 240 Decatur St.

Dog Friendly: No

 

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Whistle, flashlight, and black dress (don’t be that guy/girl)

 

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: ~3.5 miles, walkers follow trail

Trail is: A to A