The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 483 – Toga Party – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

Rome-Birthday

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, lend me your beers!!!! Another Thursday means another Voodoo trail. And this trail we celebrate the birthday of one of the greatest cities in the world… Rome. Yes, the City of Rome was founded on April 21, in a year long ago. So when in Rome, do as the Romans do, with a toga party.

Bring: $1 (no coins, please), 6 – Pack, flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, April 21, 2016

Time: 6:30 Show 7:00 Go

Theme: Toga Party

Start: Lawrence Square, 900 Napoleon Ave, NOLA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares: Boudreax’s Butt Paste

Beer Hare: Captain Snitchy Pants

Pre-Lube Location: New York Pizza 4418 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115

On-After Location: Igor’s Buddha Belly 4437 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Dog Friendly?: Yea

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Approximate Length of True Trail: 3 – 4 miles. Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements:

 

Hareraising is May 4th at 12:00 Noon

Voodoo Mismanagement Erections will be at trail May 26th.  Nominations can be submitted to Under Cummer at UnderCummer@gmail.com by May 20th

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

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Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

davonnyYou were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that doesn’t bring you eternal life, I don’t know what does.  Okay.  Enough with the pageantry, here cums the D……etails.

Definitely bring a flashlight, or act like you’re trying to go home with someone who brought one.  You will need it.  There will be 4 trails of approximately 1 mile each.  The order in which you do the trails does not matter to us, but you will only be able to do one of two trails for your first one.  Once you complete a trail and collect your token, you will return to the mountain. Upon returning to the Mountain, that is the BN that never ends, so have one! Wash, Rinse, and Repeat.  We carefully scouted this, and it will work so long as you follow instructions and trail markers. Racists should try to do all 4.  Joggers – 3. Walkers – 2.  But whatever, no one can leave the mountain to attempt to do another trail after 8:40pm. Everyone must be back to the mountain by 9:00pm.  Circle starts once all are accounted for.  Those valuable tokens can be redeemed for nourishment at the mountain.  IF YOU FUCKING TAKE MORE THAN ONE TOKEN OR ACCEPT A STOLEN TOKEN FROM ANYONE AND WE FIND OUT, ALL PARTIES WILL RECEIVE NOTHING. (We worked hard on this.  Please don’t fuck with it.)  On-On.

Date: 4/14/2016 (Campout Pre-Lube!!!)

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack (or more)  along with the usual Flashlight, whistle, etc.

Time: 6:30 Show 7:00 SHARP (For real, y’all)

Start: PAY ATTENTION!  The Couturie Forest in City Park which is on Harrison Avenue.  Park on Harrison and bring your beer and flashlight to
the top of Laborde Mountain in the forest.  We’ll have signs directing you to said mountain from the entrance.  This IS the highest point of
elevation in NOLA – Not Monkey Hill like everyone thinks.  (WTF?!?! There’s a fucking mountain in Nola?  Yes.  Yes, there is.)

For a mapable address : 1009 Harrison Ave New Orleans, LA 70124

Hares: KW5 – What’s Warm and Mr. Wiwi (Mr. Wiwi DOES NOT have consent from Warm, FYI)

Beer Hare: In the Kitchen (Kitchen DOES have consent from Warm, FYI)

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (Older crowd time) 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On After: Parlay’s (Mind the Co-eds) 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?  Eh, kind of.  Depends on your dog.  Trails won’t be too bad for them, but circle might scare them a bit.  (Seriously.)

Special Shit:  DEFINITELY BRING A FLASHLIGHT TO THIS TRAIL!!!! (Flesh-lights are cool too, but you’ll NEED a flashlight.)

Approx. length of trail: 4 miles – If you do all 4 trails. (Say what now?)

Trail is A to A to A to A to A  (You read that correctly)

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout (Is in 3 days!!) April 15 – 17th.  Join your friends in hashy fun at the Renaissance Festival site. Rego Here

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

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Trail # 476 – Princess Hash – AFLAC

AFLAC and What Tattoo? sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.  First came love, then came marriage, then came Princess in a baby carriage! Dresses, tiaras, the works are in order for this week!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, April 7 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: Princess

Start:  Old Point Bar 545 Patterson Dr, New Orleans, LA 70114

Hare and Co-Hares: AFLAC

Beer Hare: In the Kitchen

Pre-Lube Location:  Old Point Bar 545 Patterson Dr, New Orleans, LA 70114

On-After Location:  Old Point Bar 545 Patterson Dr, New Orleans, LA 70114

Dog Friendly?:  Very!  Bring the pooches!

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) The usual

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) less than 4 miles true trail – Walkers can follow trail

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout (Is in 2 Weeks!!) April 15 – 17th.  Join your friends in hashy fun at the Renaissance Festival site. Rego Here

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

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Trail # 475 – MILF! Hash – CUMmuter and Cooter Webs

 

Hash moms know how to bring it in more ways than one.  This week let’s celebrate all of the Hot Moms.  Whether you are an actual MILF, a FILF, or you just want to role play, show off your sexy naughty side.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, March 31 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: MILF hash

Start:  Second Line Brewery  433 N Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: CUMmuter, Cooter Webs

Beer Hare: Came Upon Me

Pre-Lube Location: Second Line Brewery  433 N Bernadotte St, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (of course) 4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?:  should be

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Less is more

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Forecast says it might rain – so only if you melt.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) less than 4 miles true trail – Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout (Is in 2 Weeks!!) April 15 – 17th.  Join your friends in hashy fun at the Renaissance Festival site. Rego Here

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

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Trail #474 – It’s Holi Bitches! – Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, & Burns with Desire

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It’s Holi bitches! The Indian festival of Colours and Love. So come say your Irish Goodbye to winter and get some spring love In the Kitchen with Petrified Wood as it Burns with Desire while you yak-a-lot, Sir! Ring in Spring with a proper celebration at Irish Goodbye’s virgin lay! See y’all wankers and wanketts there!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, March 24 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: Holi festival of colors

Start:  Stallings Playground, 1600 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares: Irish Goodbye, In the Kitchen, Petrified Wood, Burns with Desire

Beer Hare: Sir Yaks-A-Lot

Pre-Lube Location: Brook’s Seahorse Saloon 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location: Brook’s Seahorse Saloon 1648 Gentilly Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?:  TBD

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Wear a white shirt that you are not worried about getting ruined.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Possibly a dry bag. You may get a little wet.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 5 miles true trail

 

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout April 15 – 17th.  Join your friends in hashy fun at the Renaissance Festival site. Rego Here

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