The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail #553 Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.” – Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Would you like some hashing? Should you consent to this week’s trail, running and drinking and singing are available, if you choose to take part. We respect your right to say, “no.” Consent is sexy (and so’s your mom).

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, July 6, 2017 6:30pm show, 7pm GO!

Theme: Only If The Slit Says, “Oui Oui.”

Start Address: Corner of Banks St. and S Jefferson Davis Pkwy

Pre-lube: Finn McCool’s (duh) 3701 Banks St.

Hares & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui & TBD

Beer Hare: Swifts dad (Just Bill)

On-After: Stil Finn McCool’s

Dog Friendly: Uhh, no.

If a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? UPDATED: Maybe not the worst idea to bring something you can swim in, depending on weather we may call an audible for on after.

Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles (does not include YBFS or actually solving checks)

Trail is A to A (baby+)

Hash Accouncements:

Awards will be given at this trail!!

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 552 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Freedom! Usually, we let it ring. This week, we let it gleam. In this interpretation of how we declared ourselves free of the British and their utter disdain for anything that shimmers, you, the hounds, will play the part of the Brits and give chase to your brave patriotic hares. Dress in period correct attire (or anything red, white and blue) and GET. READY. TO. SPARKLE.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, June 29, 2017 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: The British are Cumming – American Sparkle Party

Start: Black Penny (700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116)

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Capt. Snitchy Pants, Shitty Titties, Ur(in)e Circle, Banana Slit, Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, Twater Sports

Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Black Penny 700 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Location: Voodoo Lounge 718 N Rampart St, New Orleans, LA 70116

Dog Friendly?: Trail yes (GLITTER DOGE), on after probably not

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Always be prepared

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)

Approximate Length of True Trail: 4ish miles (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)

Hash Announcements:

Awards
will be July 6th

Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 15th 2 pm.  More details to cum

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

 

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Trail # 551 – Welcome to Boot Camp – Sir Yacksalot

Twenty-five years ago, Sir Yacksalot stepped foot on those yellow footprints at a wonderful island resort in South Carolina.  To celebrate, he’s taking you maggots on a nice little hike.  This won’t be your run of the mill trail, as y’all will have to carry extra weight, work as a team, and navigate to the checkpoints to find beer near.  And to top it all off, looks like it’s gonna be a little wet.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

        Date: Thursday, 22 June. 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Welcome to Boot Camp!!

Start:  Peristyle at City Park Dreyfous Dr, New Orleans, LA 70124

Hare and Co-Hares: Sir Yacksalot

Beer Hare: Fucked By Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

On-After Location: Mick’s Irish Pub (4801 Bienville St, New Orleans, LA 70119)

Dog Friendly?: Trail, yes.  On after…… Not sure.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Supposed to pour down rain TuesdayThursday, your call on a dry bag……..  Might recommend a boat.

Any specific info the pack may need? Flashlight, shiggy socks, positive attitude (hey, it’s boot camp!!)

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)   2-3 miles (yes a short trail)

Trail is A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: No (short trail)

Hash Announcements:

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party

Baton Rouge H3 Trail: July 8th 2 pm.  More details to cum

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

 

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Trail # 550 – 5th Anal Life Aquatic Hash – Pussy Whisker, KW3, CUM muter, and Scouts On Her

Join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 5th anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. We hunt the leopard shark, elusive and deadly in its beauty. We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin) or you can go topless! Just watch out for pirates…

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pak (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, TOWEL

Start: Maison de Macarty 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hare and Co-Hares: Pussy Whisker, KW3, Cummuter, Scouts On Her

Beer Hare: I’m a Delicate Fucking Flower

Pre-Lube Location: Bar Redux 801 Poland Ave, New Orleans, LA 70117

On-After Location: Maison de Macarty for Pool Party 3820 Burgundy St, New Orleans, LA 70117

Dog Friendly?: Absolutely not.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Dry bag will be needed and a swim suit, if you’re modest.

!!Special Note!!**** – On after pool party at Maison de Macarty is clothing optional, however, no glitter or weird shit. Bed and Breakfast is close personal friends of Pussy Whisker. Be respectful of noise levels, be respectful of the space. Pussy Whisker, Scouts on Her, and the owners of the B&B will ask problem hashers to leave.

There is an honor bar. I recommend bringing a bottle of liqour to enjoy and potentially leave with the B & B owners if you anticipate imbibing in the honor bar. Otherwise feel free to bring more than the prerequisite six pack of beer.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4 miles

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Runner trail, walker trail, esteban trail.

Hash Announcements

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party

NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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Trail # 549 – 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk!

Bring: $1 (no coins), Vessel – WE PROVIDE THE BEER THIS WEEK! Flashlight, Whistle

Date: Thursday, June 8th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: 5th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Start: Duncan Plaza (corner of Perdido and Loyola) 331 Loyola Ave, New Orleans, LA 70112

Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret, Scouts On Her, KW3

Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle

Pre-Lube Location: Walk Ons  1009 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70112

On-After Location: Cajun Mikes 116 Baronne St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Dog Friendly?: If they’re wearing something sexy

Trail is A to A ~ 4 miles – Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements

Mismangement Erections are this week!
Nola Full Moon Trail is June 9th  7 SHOW/ 7:30 GO!!! Start: 1001 Harrison Avenue  NOT DOG FRIENDLY! $5 hash!

Crescent Shiggy Grand Isle Trail – June 25th $5 extra for food fixins and beer for the beach after party
NOH3 Red Dress Run – August 12 – Rego Here! 

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