The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 486 – Trail of Tears – Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen, and Tippy Toes

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Come one come all to experience the joy of chasing a people from their place of living. Bring your smallpox infested blankets in an attempt to infect your “native” hares Tippy Toes, In the Kitchen, and Petrified Wood if you can catch them (that’s a challenge, bitches). Dressing as cowboys or girls (or whatever you identify as, no judgement) is strongly encouraged.

Date: Thursday, May 12 6:30 Show, 7:00 pm Go!

Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight, whistle

Theme: Trail of Tears (Cowboys and Indians)

Start: 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032

Hares: Petrified Wood, In the Kitchen & Tippy Toes

Beer Hare: Ur(in)e Circle

Prelube Location: Old Arabi Bar 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032

On-after Location: Pirogue’s Whisky Bayou 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

Dog Friendly: Trail yes – on after No.

Is a Dry Bag or anything special needed? Bring dry shoes/socks, but shouldn’t need them unless you’re excessively clumsy

Approximate Length of True Trail: 3.5 miles, there are 2 beer stops. Walkers follow trail

Shiggy Level: 1.5 (light Shiggy)

Hash Announcements:

HareRaising  for Red Skirt/Voodoo 500th Run will be May 16th or earlier.  If you want to lead hare, be ready to submit a trail idea, start and circle locations and any logistical details that are needed for your trail. More details to cum!

Voodoo Mismanagement Erections will be May 26th at Trail.  Nominations are due by May 20th to Under Cummer via email to UnderCummer@gmail.com.  Voting eligibility = 10 trails by May 26th – Eligibility to be on Mismanagement = 25 trails by May 26th. 

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

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Trail #485 – Not Cindo De Mayo – Cockness Monster, Kiwi Wiwi, Body Bag

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Yeah, it is May 5th – so what.  Other things happened.  Pick something besides the obvious.   This weeks theme is NOT Cinco de Mayo, any other holiday or observance will do.  Tacos are for Tuesday.  Martyr’s Day, South Korea Children’s Day and Karl Marx’s Birthday are just a few suggestions.  Check out the Wiki and get creative!

This will be Body Bags first Hare and last Trail with the Voodoo.   Cum see him off or better yet get him off!! Your parents would be proud if you do.   I want ya’ll to make him wish he never left. Cum Sa Me Dah Bitches!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date:
Thursday, 5 May 2016 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go

Theme:
Not Cinco De Mayo

Start:  Baseball Field near Midcity Yacht Club 440 S St. Patrick St. New Orleans, LA 70119

Hare and Co-Hares:
Cock Ness Monster, K. WiWi, Body Bag

Beer Hare: Shitty Titties

Pre-Lube Location:
Mid City Yacht Club 440 S St. Patrick St. New Orleans, LA 70119

On-After Location:
Mid City Yacht Club 440 S St. Patrick St. New Orleans, LA 70119

Dog Friendly?: Yes but there is broken glass on trail, it’s New Orleans. Bring at your own risk.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? There will be some shiggy, it may rain so prep accordingly. Get your Tetanus Shots up to date.

Any specific info the pack may need? Please pay attention to which trail is what. Some of the trail will be both walkers and runners. Checks may have numbers in them. You must go that many blocks before a positive confirmation that you are on true trial. The walkers trail will be marked with a W, and runners with an R.

Approximate Length of True Trail: True Trail is 5.2 miles, 3 something for walkers. A to A+.

Hash Announcements:

HareRaising  is May 4th at 12 Noon (June, July, and August)

Awards are this week!

Voodoo Mismanagement Erections will be May 26th at Trail.  Nominations are due by May 20th to Under Cummer via email to UnderCummer@gmail.com.  Voting eligibility = 10 trails by May 26th – Eligibility to be on Mismanagement = 25 trails by May 26th. 

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

 

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Trail # 484 – The Day the Music Died – Clitoria’s Secret, Dead Cell, and Sir Yacks a Lot

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The Day the Music Died.  Music legends have been dropping like flies in recent months.  Pay tribute to your favorite recently deceased legend, or music in general.  Shit, any band T-shirt will do.  I don’t do themes.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date:  Thursday, April 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme:  The Day the Music Died.

Start:  Tchoupitoulas and Market St.

Hare and Co-Hares: Clitoria’s Secret and Dead Cell

Beer Hare:  Urine Circle

Pre-Lube Location:  Urban South Brewery 1645 Tchoupitoulas St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location:  Probably Half Moon

Dog Friendly?:  Iffy.  Wouldn’t recommend it for running trail but probably doable.

 Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  No

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc)  No

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  5 miles

Trail is:  A to A

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split:  Walkers trail by Sir Yacks a Lot

Hash Announcements:

HareRaising  is May 4th at 12 Noon

Awards are May 5th at Circle

Voodoo Mismanagement Erections will be May 26th at Trail.  Nominations are due by May 20th to Under Cummer via email to UnderCummer@gmail.com.  Voting eligibility = 10 trails by May 26th – Eligibility to be on Mismanagement = 25 trails by May 26th. 

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

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Trail # 483 – Toga Party – Boudreaux’s Butt Paste

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Hear Ye, Hear Ye, lend me your beers!!!! Another Thursday means another Voodoo trail. And this trail we celebrate the birthday of one of the greatest cities in the world… Rome. Yes, the City of Rome was founded on April 21, in a year long ago. So when in Rome, do as the Romans do, with a toga party.

Bring: $1 (no coins, please), 6 – Pack, flashlight, whistle

Date: Thursday, April 21, 2016

Time: 6:30 Show 7:00 Go

Theme: Toga Party

Start: Lawrence Square, 900 Napoleon Ave, NOLA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares: Boudreax’s Butt Paste

Beer Hare: Captain Snitchy Pants

Pre-Lube Location: New York Pizza 4418 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115

On-After Location: Igor’s Buddha Belly 4437 Magazine St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Dog Friendly?: Yea

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Approximate Length of True Trail: 3 – 4 miles. Walkers follow trail

Hash Announcements:

 

Hareraising is May 4th at 12:00 Noon

Voodoo Mismanagement Erections will be at trail May 26th.  Nominations can be submitted to Under Cummer at UnderCummer@gmail.com by May 20th

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

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Trail # 477 3rd ANAL Half-Baked Yeast-Infection Down-Under – Kiwi Wiwi and What’s Warm

davonnyYou were clueless the first time.  You couldn’t believe we did it again a year later.  Now, here we stand with blood-shot eyes, down-under the threshold of greatness, caked in fermented flour to do it again!  This is not a trail, but a quest for eternal life!  Okay, maybe just a quest for beer and flour; but if that doesn’t bring you eternal life, I don’t know what does.  Okay.  Enough with the pageantry, here cums the D……etails.

Definitely bring a flashlight, or act like you’re trying to go home with someone who brought one.  You will need it.  There will be 4 trails of approximately 1 mile each.  The order in which you do the trails does not matter to us, but you will only be able to do one of two trails for your first one.  Once you complete a trail and collect your token, you will return to the mountain. Upon returning to the Mountain, that is the BN that never ends, so have one! Wash, Rinse, and Repeat.  We carefully scouted this, and it will work so long as you follow instructions and trail markers. Racists should try to do all 4.  Joggers – 3. Walkers – 2.  But whatever, no one can leave the mountain to attempt to do another trail after 8:40pm. Everyone must be back to the mountain by 9:00pm.  Circle starts once all are accounted for.  Those valuable tokens can be redeemed for nourishment at the mountain.  IF YOU FUCKING TAKE MORE THAN ONE TOKEN OR ACCEPT A STOLEN TOKEN FROM ANYONE AND WE FIND OUT, ALL PARTIES WILL RECEIVE NOTHING. (We worked hard on this.  Please don’t fuck with it.)  On-On.

Date: 4/14/2016 (Campout Pre-Lube!!!)

Bring: $1 and a 6-pack (or more)  along with the usual Flashlight, whistle, etc.

Time: 6:30 Show 7:00 SHARP (For real, y’all)

Start: PAY ATTENTION!  The Couturie Forest in City Park which is on Harrison Avenue.  Park on Harrison and bring your beer and flashlight to
the top of Laborde Mountain in the forest.  We’ll have signs directing you to said mountain from the entrance.  This IS the highest point of
elevation in NOLA – Not Monkey Hill like everyone thinks.  (WTF?!?! There’s a fucking mountain in Nola?  Yes.  Yes, there is.)

For a mapable address : 1009 Harrison Ave New Orleans, LA 70124

Hares: KW5 – What’s Warm and Mr. Wiwi (Mr. Wiwi DOES NOT have consent from Warm, FYI)

Beer Hare: In the Kitchen (Kitchen DOES have consent from Warm, FYI)

Pre-Lube: Parlay’s (Older crowd time) 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

On After: Parlay’s (Mind the Co-eds) 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124

Dog Friendly?  Eh, kind of.  Depends on your dog.  Trails won’t be too bad for them, but circle might scare them a bit.  (Seriously.)

Special Shit:  DEFINITELY BRING A FLASHLIGHT TO THIS TRAIL!!!! (Flesh-lights are cool too, but you’ll NEED a flashlight.)

Approx. length of trail: 4 miles – If you do all 4 trails. (Say what now?)

Trail is A to A to A to A to A  (You read that correctly)

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Campout (Is in 3 days!!) April 15 – 17th.  Join your friends in hashy fun at the Renaissance Festival site. Rego Here

Survivor Red Dress Run (Pensacola, FL) May 20 – 22, 2016   Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

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