The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 522 – Comicon Hash – KW3 and Tits Don’t Fit

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First Trail of the new year, and wouldn’t you know it, NOLA problems.  Turns out that it is 12th night, Comicon and Bush week.
Now normally this would just be the pre-comicon trail, full of fun nerdy things and Lycra costumes that show off perhaps just a little too much leg, but Ole Mate Warmy gets a bit of a stink on if we don’t recognise 12th night… so consider it recognised.

Also it’s Bush Week (January 1 through 7) so feel free to get all the screwing up you need to get done finished this week, because after that you’ll just look the fool.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 01.05.2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme:
The 12th night of Bush Week before Comicon

Start:  
Morial’s Balls 899 Convention Centre Blvd

Hare and Co-Hares: KW3, Tits Don’t Fit

Beer Hare:
 Cock a Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location:
Ugly Dog Saloon 401 Andrew Higgins Dr, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location:
Ugly Dog Saloon 401 Andrew Higgins Dr, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly?: The bar is not as far as I know.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?  Nope

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) COSTUMES!!!  Favorite character, your best bush gear or whatever one wears to 12th night.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc)  4 miles, no separate walkers trail.  Watch for check backs!

Hash Announcements:
Make 2017 a Travel Hash Year! Rego for events and get your voodoo friends together for a Road Trip
January 5th will be MM Installation and Awards!

Sunday, January 8th – PMS H3 invades NOLA – Ladies Only Trail, 10:30 show, City Park  $10 Hash cash.  We will be meeting up in the empty field between Grow Dat Youth Farm (@ 150 Zach Taylor) and the Pan American Stadium On After @Finns – All are welcome

Friday, Jan 13th – Full Moon Hash  7:30 Show, 8 Go Start: Intersection of Clare Ct. & Canal Blvd., on neutral ground $10 HASH  SPECIAL, LIMITED Make a Wish Foundation/LUNAR patch $5 trail only

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year

Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 521 – Hannukah Hash – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Clitoria’s Secret, Shitler’s List

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Are you all Christmas-ed out? Did you blow your holiday load over the weekend? WELL get ready for another round of holidays: HANUKKAH EDITION with the Jew Crew. Bring your yarmulkes, menorahs, gelt, and best Mel Brooks impressions. We are ready to play dreidel with you pishers and shiksas.

just one night, they said
surprise! you are getting eight
oy vey, such a life.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, Dec 29th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Hanukkah Hash – blue, silver, any Mel Brooks character or other famous Jews or whatever you wanna be

Start: Coliseum Park 1401 Camp St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Hare and Co-Hares: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang, In the Kitchen, Guy With The Dick Tattoo, Clitoria’s Secret (guest starring Clitoria’s Secretion), Shitler’s List, other possible rad guest hares

Beer Hare: Cock A Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Half Moon 1125 Saint Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

On-After Location: Half Moon 1125 Saint Mary St, New Orleans, LA 70130

Dog Friendly?: trail: yes.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail?

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) gelt welcome, but not necessary

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 3.5 miles

Trail is A to A, no separate walkers trail

Hash Announcements:
Make 2017 a Travel Hash Year! Rego for events and get your voodoo friends together for a Road Trip
January 5th will be MM Installation and Awards!

Friday, Jan 13th – Full Moon Hash  7:30 Show, 8 Go Start: Intersection of Clare Ct. & Canal Blvd., on neutral ground $10 HASH  SPECIAL, LIMITED Make a Wish Foundation/LUNAR patch $5 trail only

Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year
Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 520 – Christmas Lingerie or Ugly Sweater – Captain Snitchy Pants, Corney Eh Hole, Cum Flush Her, and Just Jess

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‘Twas the eve of the eve of the eve before Christmas, and all through the house,
everyone was getting laid, even the mouse.
With Ma in her lingerie and I in my ugly sweater,
I had just settled down to dip in my pecker…
When out on the lawn, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from bed see what was the matter.
I threw open the shutters and threw up the sash,
tripped over my beer and busted my ass.
And out on the lawn but what should appear
but a rusty ol’ sleigh, and 8 fucking reindeer.
Out of the sleigh jumped a big, fat pierced dick…
and I knew in an instant it must be St. Prick.
“To the top of the roofs, to the top of the walls,
on-on you bastards before I cut off your balls!”
He came down the chimney like a bat outta Hell,
and I knew for a fact the poor fucker had fell.
He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer,
and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
Then he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
that son of a bitch, he blew the damn thing apart!
And he cursed and he swore as he rode out of sight,

“Merry Christmas to all … Fuck you, good night!”

 Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday December 22, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Wear your Ugly Christmas Sweater or your Christmas Lingerie

Start: Leo Benewell Playspot Corner of Pleasant St and St Thomas St 3232 St Thomas St, New Orleans, LA 70115

Hare and Co-Hares: Captain Snitchy Pants, Corney Eh Hole, Cum Flush Her (Virgin Lay), Just Jess

Beer Hare: Cock-A-Booty Boo

Pre-Lube Location: Balcony Bar

On-After Location: TBD

Dog Friendly?: Keep your bitches on a leash

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? No

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc) Stunt liver

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 12 “miles” (12 Days of Christmas too….)

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to B+ish

Separate Walkers trail or Turkey / Eagle split: Social Hunt!!!!

Hash Announcements:
There is some stuff happening the rest of this month, but it isn’t hashy things
Make 2017 a Travel Hash Year! Rego for events and get your voodoo friends together for a Road Trip
January 5th will be MM Installation and Awards!
Feb 24 – 25 Mardi Gras Maddness with NOH3 will be a thing, and there will be Parades this year
Feb 26 Crescent Shiggy Bacchus Bash – As far as I know will be happening on the route – gun shots are extra

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Trail # 519 – Dead Cell, Grand Opening, Filet Me Lay Me – Jammie Jam Hash

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The weather outside is frightful, but the trail is so delightful.  And since we’ve no place (else) to go, Follow trail to On In or Ni No.

Don your favorite onesie or Jammies for the resurrection of the Jammie Jam hash!  We will enjoy a fantastic trail through Metairie, and there are sure to be some Christmas lights along the way.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: Thursday, Dec. 15th 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Jammie Jam Res-Erection

Start: 2205 David Dr. Metairie, LA (empty field next door)

Hare and Co-Hares: Dead Cell, Grand Opening, & Filet Me, Lay Me

Beer Hare: Sir Yacksalot

Pre-Lube Location: Tarpon Joe’s (2205 David Dr. Metairie, LA)

On-After Location: Tarpon Joe’s (2205 David Dr. Metairie, LA)

Dog Friendly?: If well behaved, yes. Must be on a leash

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Only if weather channel says so.

Any specific info the pack may need? Wear your pajamas (or someone else’s if you go commando)

Hash Announcements:

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections and LIVE Hareraising for February – April!

Crescent Shiggy H3 Ugly Christmas Sweater Crawl, Friday Dec. 16 @ 7:30p meeting at Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Jeff Davis Parkway

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Trail # 518 – Anti-Holiday – Petrified Wood, Shiltler’s List, and Chum Dumpster

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It’s that time of year again where people are merry and bright and they can all suck it. Come plan to steal whatever winter holiday you don’t want to celebrate with master masterminds Chum Dumpster and Petrified Wood over several beers or something.

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight

Date: 12/8/2016 – 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go!

Theme: NO.

Start: Corner of Aycock and Pontalba 199 Aycock St, Arabi, LA 70032

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Chum Dumpster

Beer Hare: BJ Tenderpussy

Pre-Lube Location: Old Arabi Bar 6701 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032 /40 Arpent (If the taproom is open) 6809 N Peters St, Arabi, LA 70032

On-After Location: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou 6940 Saint Claude Ave, Arabi, LA 70032

Dog Friendly?: Nope

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? BRING A FLASHLIGHT AND A WHISTLE, cover your legs. DO NOT bring holiday cheer.

Any specific info the pack may need? There will be shiggy

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc): 5.4 miles

Trail is A to A+

There will be a separate walkers trail marked by a Turkey/Eagle

Hash Announcements:

Full Moon Trail December 9 $5  6:30pm SHOW! 7:00pm GO! Start: Corner of Marigny Street & Stephen Girard Street

Crescent Shiggy Santa Bash Saturday Dec. 10 @ 11:30am Meeting at 3530 Toulouse st

Very Bad Santa Crawl  Dec 10th – French Quarter – not a hash event but a lot of hashers doing it

Crescent Shiggy H3 Ugly Christmas Sweater Crawl, Friday Dec. 16 @ 7:30p meeting at Bayou Beer Garden, 326 N Jeff Davis Parkway

Voodoo Holiday Party – Dec 14th 7 pm @ the Rusty Nail (potluck – so bring a dish) also Hash Erections and LIVE Hareraising for February – April!

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