The hash is a drinking club with a running problem, so feel free to drink and run. However, we do not support drinking and driving so have a designated driver, call a cab or plan ahead to get home safely if you have been drinking - there are more fun ways to get to play with handcuffs. We hash EVERY Thursday night at 7, rain or shine, CST or CDT. So bring a dollar and a six-pack of beer, and join us for the fun!

Make sure to also bring a whistle, a flashlight (it helps), and a sense of humor. For slightly more info, read about the VooDoo.

Trail # 498 – 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

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It is time once again to strut your stuff at the 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion show! Young, old, fat, skinny, man, woman, doesn’t matter. We want to see you in lingerie.  So dust off your wings and own that catwalk!

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack , Whistle, Flashlight

Date: July 28, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: 4th Anal Clitoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Start: Park in front of City Hall, 1300 Perdido St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Hare & Co-Hare: Clitoria’s Secret, Kiwi Wiwi

Beer Hare: Crack Inside Her

Prelube: Happy’s Irish Pub 1009 Poydras St, New Orleans, LA 70112

On After: Cajun Mike’s  116 Baronne St, New Orleans, LA 70112

Dog friendly:  If they wear lingerie too!

Need Anything special?: Lingerie and a sense of adventure!

Approx. length: It’s Clitoria’s Trail – so somewhere between 3 & 8 miles.  

Hash Announcements:

Hareraising for September, October, and November will be Wednesday 7/27 at Noon!

Alabama Interhash (Cleveland, AL) August 5 – 7, 2016  The ultimate NOLA RDR Prelube event! Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

Louisiana Interhash (New Orleans, LA) September 16 – 18,  Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 497 – Booze and Boobs! – CUM muter, In the Kitchen

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It your two favorite things combined into one awesome trail, it is all about the Booze and the Boobs! Wear your favorite booze themed shirt. Cut, crop, tie, sew, whatever to the shirt to make as HOT as you dare and show off them boobies! A prize will go to most creative!

Bring: $1 (no coins), 6 Pack (or Whisky), Whistle, Flashlight

Date: July 21, 2016 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: Booze and Boobs

Start: Rivershack Tavern (parking lot next door – but DO NOT park there) 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121

Hare & Co-Hare: CUM muter, In the Kitchen

Beer Hare: Shitty Titties

Prelube: Rivershack Tavern 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121

On After: Rivershack Tavern 3449 River Rd, Jefferson, LA 70121

Dog friendly: Trail: Yes Pre-lube/On after: NO

Need Anything special?: An envie for Jameson

Approx. length: True trail: 3 miles of short and sweet so we can commence to drankin’ (Walkers follow trail)

Hash Announcements:

Alabama Interhash (Cleveland, AL) August 5 – 7, 2016  The ultimate NOLA RDR Prelube event! Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

Louisiana Interhash (New Orleans, LA) September 16 – 18,  Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail #496 – Prohibition – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

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Come one, come moll, this week’s theme is the Prohibition Era! Come hoof it for a trail set in the Roaring 20’s/Gangster 30’s. Join us for a caper that will be the cat’s meow! Follow trail to find your way into a couple of juice joints where you can get some very special “giggle water.” Just be wary that that your hares don’t lead ya to a frame up. Get dolled up in your glad rags and join us for a real whoopee.

Bring: One clam (no coins), 6-pack of hooch, whistle, torch

Date: July 14 6:30 show, 7:00 GO

Theme: Prohibition

Start: Esplanade neutral ground, across from the US Mint 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

Hare and Co-Hares: What’s Warm in the Kitchen?

Hooch Hare: Sir Yaks a Lot

Pre-Lube Joint: Checkpoint Charlie, 501 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA 70116

On-After Joint: Spitfire Lounge, 1135 Decatur St

Dog Friendly?: Trail, probably. On after, nah.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? A little moolah, your ID

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Make sure ya don’t run into the coppers, you know alcohol is illegal!

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc): ~3.5 mile running true trail, T/E split

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: Trail is A to A+

Hash Announcements:

Alabama Interhash (Cleveland, AL) August 5 – 7, 2016  The ultimate NOLA RDR Prelube event! Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

Louisiana Interhash (New Orleans, LA) September 16 – 18,  Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 495 – American Sparkle Party – Petrified Wood, Tits Don’t Fit, Shitler’s List

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Step right up and treat yo self to a big ass scoop of freedom, this night represented by herp…I mean glitter.

ATTENTION: There WILL be Glitter.  You will Most Likely get Glitter ON you.  If you don’t want Glitter coming home with you, use protection!

Bring: $1 (no coins) 6-Pack, whistle, flashlight

Date: July 7 6:30 Show, 7 pm Go

Theme: ‘MURICAN SPARKLE PARTY

Start: Yulman Stadium Parking lot at Ben Weiner and Claiborne

Hare and Co-Hares: Petrified Wood, Tits Don’t Fit, Shitler’s List

Beer Hare: Sir Yaks a Lot

Pre-Lube Location: Robert’s Bar 3125 Calhoun St, New Orleans, LA 70125

On-After Location: Snake and Jake’s 7612 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118

Dog Friendly?: Sure

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Freedom.

Any specific info the pack may need? There will be art herpes.

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) 4 miles, no separate walkers trail.

Hash Announcements:

Alabama Interhash (Cleveland, AL) August 5 – 7, 2016  The ultimate NOLA RDR Prelube event! Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

Louisiana Interhash (New Orleans, LA) September 16 – 18,  Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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Trail # 494 – Wiwi vs Slits: Battle of the Sexes – Kiwi Wiwi and Banana Slit

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The time has come, it is the have VS the have nots.  Innies Vs outies, cocks VS pussys.  Celebrating the anniversary of the first battle of Wiwi VS Slit.  That’s right “ladies” and “gentlemen” we are reigniting the gender wars.  Feel free to identify however you want (we don’t care what you identify as, just cum!) and prepare for the battle of the week.

Bring: $1 (no coins please) 6 pk, flashlight, whistle

Start:  Mickey Markey Playground 700 Piety St, New Orleans, LA 70117

Hare and Co-Hares: Banana Slit and KW3

Beer Hare: Fucked by Mapquest

Pre-Lube Location: Markey’s Bar 640 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117

On-After Location: Country Club 634 Louisa St, New Orleans, LA 70117  $8 to use the pool and restaurant open until 9 pm.

Dog Friendly?: The trail, yes. The bars, no.

Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Swimsuit for the Country Club. Or trail, whatever.

Any specific info the pack may need? (shiggy, long trail, water shoes, dry bag etc): Towel if you’re swimming

Approximate Length of True Trail: (does not include YBFs, Checks etc) about 4 miles.

Trail is A to A, A to B, etc: A to A

Hash Announcements:

Awards are this week, June 30th! Come get your cool voodoo swag! You earned it. 

Alabama Interhash (Cleveland, AL) August 5 – 7, 2016  The ultimate NOLA RDR Prelube event! Rego Here!

NOH 3 Red Dress Run Rego is Now OPEN. Rego Here!

Mobile Red Dress Run October 7-9th Rego Here!

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