Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Come enjoy a brief trail dressed as your favorite cat or dog (or even Catdog) before the rain comes! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Feb. 3, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Raining Cats & Dogs! Start Address: Neutral Ground across from Ragin Cajun 5151 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Clitoria’s Secret Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube/On-After: Bulldog Midcity 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 Dog Friendly: Of course! Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Head lamp, whistle, rain jacket! Approx. … Continue ReadingTrail #806: It’s Raining Cats & Dogs!

It seems like we all are a little glum with the cold, and the omicron… so let’s let it all out! This thursday I declare to be the Black Parade, a goth carnival warm up! There will be hares in top hats and eyeliner, Anne Rice tribute beer check, jaunts of sad people through uptown, and even a special new hash song! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan. 27 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Goth Mardi Gras Start Address: 1307 Lyons St, New Orleans, LA 70115 Hare & Co-hares: Ghey Bondage and Twerkin’ … Continue ReadingTrail #805: Goth Mardi Gras

Betty White would have turned 100 years old this week. Let’s celebrate this icon the only way we know how: dressing up as a Golden Girl and running with our dogs! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 20, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Thank you for being a friend. (if you know, you know) Start Address: 4725 New Orleans st, New Orleans la. 70122 Hare & Co-hares: N/A Beer hare: Mr. hEd Pre-Lube: Your house On-After: Wherever you want to go. Dog Friendly: sure why not! Just kidding, we love dogs. Is … Continue ReadingTrail #804: Thank you for being a friend

Here’s to the unsung heroes of Mardi Gras, the sub krewemembers. You bridge the gap between floats and selflessly add to the spectacle be you Rolling Elvi, Disco Amigo or Pussy Footer. Cum check the parade lineup locations for 2022’s uptown parade as we drink one down down for them! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan 13th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: SubKrewes Start Address: 900 Napoleon (St. Lawrence Sqr) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Hitachi Topic Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube: Miss Mae’s! On-After: Miss Mae’s! Dog Friendly: It’s a scuba trail. … Continue ReadingTrail #803: Here’s to the Subkrewes!

For the Kings! (And Queens) “ROYALTYYY: CATEGORY IS ROYALTY” The day will be filled with royalty, as it is in the name (Happy King’s Day). Also, the hares are royalty. It is M.I.L.F’s birthday, so he should be treated like royalty. Just Leroy’s name derives from the French word meaning the king, so he is naturally a king. Yaasss Queen! Flaunt your crowns while you run through the streets of the city. Strike a royal pose while you are dealing with checks. Make those peasants drop dead when they see the royal color of purple on your attire. Flash your … Continue ReadingTrail #802: For the Kings!