For the Kings! (And Queens)
“ROYALTYYY: CATEGORY IS ROYALTY”
The day will be filled with royalty, as it is in the name (Happy King’s Day). Also, the hares are royalty. It is M.I.L.F’s birthday, so he should be treated like royalty. Just Leroy’s name derives from the French word meaning the king, so he is naturally a king.
Yaasss Queen! Flaunt your crowns while you run through the streets of the city. Strike a royal pose while you are dealing with checks. Make those peasants drop dead when they see the royal color of purple on your attire. Flash your fleur-de-lis, the symbol of royalty, as you are being carried to the throne.
“Let them eat cake” Marie Antoinette once said before her head was cut off, so there will be king cake.
“Let them consume boozy jello shots.” The hares said, so there will be plenty of jello shots.
Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight
Date: Thursday, January 6th.
Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!
Theme: For the Kings!
Start Address: Washington Square park (700 Elysian Fields Ave.)
Hare & Co-hares: M.I.L.F & Just Leroy
Beer Hare: TBD
Pre-Lube: Phoenix Bar (there may be some daddies there that can treat us like royalty)
On-After: St. Roch Tavern
Dog Friendly: Yaasss! Dogs are royalty too.
Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail?: Nah. Leave the extra baggage for the peasants.
Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.5 miles (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks)
Trail is A to A
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