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#138 – Screw you guys, I’m going abroad!

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Tighter Twat and Show me your Posse are leaving us. Make it to the hash this week to help in giving them a final Fuck you! Theme: TT said screw a theme. So be creative and have some fun with your outfit Hares: Tighter Twat Start: Elmwood Shopping Center. Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Fox and the Hound Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t bring beer, then you pay $10 and you GET NO BEER!

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#137 – Who’s Haring?

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So, due to a bit of a snafu on my part, it looks like I’m haring this week. But I won’t be the only one! That’s right kids! Three hares for the price of one! “What?” I hear you say? How is this possible? Well, here’s how this little experiment is going to work: I’ll lay trail the first half of the first leg – and then stop. whoever is FRB takes over, making their own way to the designated beer stop. Rinse, repeat for the second half of trail. Let’s see if we can do this without needing to … Continue Reading#137 – Who’s Haring?

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#136 – Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening

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TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! This week, the newly named Jizz Rag will be laying trail in a bedsheet with Grand Opening. And you know, if you read that in a certain way, it seems like they’ll be sharing a sheet – which might just make trail more interesting. Theme: TOGA! Hares: Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening Start: Camp and 9th St. Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Bulldog on Magazine St. Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? If you don’t … Continue Reading#136 – Jizz Rag (Virgin Lay!) and Grand Opening

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#135 – Cinco De Mayo Hangover Hash

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¡HOLA gilipollas! I don’t even know if that is Spanish for wankers or not, but The Google seems to think so. Get your sombreros and $10 / hour wet back ass out to the hash this week. Mexico won it’s independence, so we’ll do what we do best. We’re running, drinking, and singing about necrophilia! ON-ON, Everything Butt Sex Theme: Mexican Hares: Broke Back Dyke and Just Ralph Start: 3701 Napoleon Ave New Orleans, LA 70125 (Neutral ground of Napolean and Tonti) Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Cinco De Mayo Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and … Continue Reading#135 – Cinco De Mayo Hangover Hash

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#134 – Double Dickin’

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Double your Dickie, double your fun! Cant get enough Dickie? This is the ONLY proven way to get twice as much Dickie as a normal Voodoo hash! Guys, she will love you once you show her how much more Dickie there is to offer. Girls, imagine the fun you and your man will have with the that extra Dickie hanging around. The secret? BEER!!! Beer works every time when trying to get a Dickie to show up somewhere. So strap on those nasty old hash shoes for jazzfest and make your way out the main gate to Cock-a’s house behind the … Continue Reading#134 – Double Dickin’