Voodoo Hash House Harriers

I’m a big scrapey/not-bendy/sore from my post Saints game shenanigans the other evening (I swear to God I’ll pistol-whip the next guy that says ‘shenanigans‘), so instead of something resembling cleverness, I’ll instead treat you to a song: My name is Jack (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I’m a Necrophiliac (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I fuck dead women (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) And I fill ’em full of jism (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) I get frustrated (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) When they’re cremated (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) ‘Cause try as you must (nah nah-nah nah-nah nah-nah) You can’t fuck dust! So … Continue ReadingVooDoo #104 – My Name is Jack …

Hike up those halter tops and step into those strappy shoes, my young, well-hung sausages, because this week’s hash is going to be an all-out, no-holds-barred, no-groping-barred DRAG RACE! And by this I mean a race to freak out as many families as possible while they’re just trying to enjoy a nice evening in City Park. So don’t come dressed in a NASCAR jumpsuit; we’re talking drag queens here. If you can’t think of anything to wear, just think “WWNCTD?” (What would No-Cunt Troll do?) And bring your transvestite friends, they’ll fit right in. The hash will start in front … Continue ReadingVooDoo #103 – Drag Race!

This past Sunday, Tandy Ass’ father Spread ‘Em Wide (Louis) passed away. Spream ‘Em Wide was a long-ago hasher with NOH3. I was fortunate enough to spend time with him right after Katrina and then sporadically over the past few years. Louis was truly a special person – incredibly kind, devilishly clever, and incredibly smart. Several years ago, he was diagnosed with brain cancer. It looked like he had beaten it but a few weeks ago, it came back strong. Please send along your thoughts and prayers to Tandy Ass and Just Andee.

I usually joke in circle that there won’t be a quiz. Today is an exception, but don’t worry, it’s not difficult. There is a 10 second time limit though. Aaaaaaaaaand go! Does this week’s hash have to do with: A) Lack-A-Virgin, Hey! 2) Chum Dumpster C) Show Me Your Posse Ok, pencils down, class.  HEY! 2Mo5Ho, I said pencils down! Do you want to sit on some ice again? I didn’t think so. If you chose C, congratulations, you win! And what’s your prize? A hash this week hared by Show Me Your Posse! Aw, don’t feel bad losers, you … Continue ReadingVooDoo #102 – Lack-A-Posse, Hey?