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#142 – Who’s your daddy?

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“Cum inside of me!” sounded so good at the moment, didn’t it? After this next hash you might be the next person on one of those Maury Povich shows. Broke Back Dyke and T.W.O.T. are celebrating the most confusing day in the ghetto father’s day by giving all the daddies (or lack of?) uptown a good run for their money. So get your asses out there, and remember that condoms are cheaper than child support. As a special treat, it’s BBD’s birthday. Remember, all you bastard hashers, when one hare drinks, all hares drink! If you wankers do your job … Continue Reading#142 – Who’s your daddy?

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#140 – Let’s Get Off! and see the wizard!

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Happy Birthday, Fuck you Dorothy Gale! Oh wait, ding dong, the wicked bitch is dead. Maybe I should tell her my name is Jack. In honor of Judy Garland’s birthday, this week’s theme is Wizard of Oz. Tidy, TWOT and Chum Dumpster can show up as midgets. Get ready to show off your flying monkey ass, also known as a westbank ass, out to Elizabeth’s in the Bywater. We need costumes so slutty that they will make your 16 year old daughter look like a Saint on Halloween. Bring beer not water, and watch out for houses being flooded instead … Continue Reading#140 – Let’s Get Off! and see the wizard!

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#139 – TT and Posse’s Wedding Hash!

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Holy Mattress Monkey, Batman! Another VooDoo Wedding! The last wedding hash wasn’t but a few months ago, so grab your best running formalwear, and head uptown this week for Tighter Twat and Show Me Your Posse’s wedding hash. Remember, this is TT, so shiggy socks are usually a good thing to wear. Theme: It’s a wedding. Put on your good wifebeater. Hares: Tighter Twat and Sow Me Your Posse Start: Dublin St & Hampson St Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! Pre-lube: Madigan’s Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle. If you’re a putz and don’t bring … Continue Reading#139 – TT and Posse’s Wedding Hash!

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NOH3 Crawfish boil

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Because every hasher loves to suck the head (who said head?) and pinch some tails. Date: Sat, May 29, 12pm – 3pm Where: 1521 Palm St., Metairie, LA Cost: Guests (non-hashers) $10

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2010 ANAL CUMMING TOGETHER HASH!

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The owner of the Louisiana Renaissance Festival has invited us to cum run around his campgrounds while drinking luscious BEER the weekend of the 12th! For anyone who hasn’t been there, it’s a great site. Plenty of shiggy and privacy. We’ll have port a potties, beer, a place to camp, beer, a place to run, and more beer! The lake is available for anyone who wants to get wet. Seriously though, if you need the lake to get wet, you’re probably not a good hasher. You’re $40 covers a park donation, food, beer, and gimmies for the hash. Gimmies are … Continue Reading2010 ANAL CUMMING TOGETHER HASH!