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#147 – Happy Birthday! Fuck You!

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Babyfacial is turning 39, Lick A Lotta Cock is turning 31 and I, Butt Sex, I’m turning 29. We all made goals to hit before next year. Licka wants a new dildo she can keep to herself this time. Baby is hoping he can look down and finally see a pubic hair, and I’m probably going to finally try and stick it in that other hole for once. All these goals might be asking to much of us.  Quite frankly, we don’t give a fuck. It’s our day, and we’re leading you wanking sausages through Lakeview. We’re changing shit up. … Continue Reading#147 – Happy Birthday! Fuck You!

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#146 – Ice Ice Baby

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Yo, Vanilla, this week’s Voodoo is a celebration of all things icy, frozen and nippley. So, in order to recognize this weekends Tour De Liqueur, we will be looking for some uptown things to do to beat the summatime heat that you know is coming on Saturday. Goals include, ice cold beer drankin’, air conditioned drankin’, poolside drankin’, shade tree drankin’, summatime treats drankin’, sprinkler drankin’, and hares sitting on bags of ice… drankin’! Theme: Summertime tour de ice! Hares: Textical Teaser (Virgin Lay) and Dickie Wong Start:Camp at Felicity, under the shade trees Time: 6:30 show / 7:00pm GO! … Continue Reading#146 – Ice Ice Baby

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#145 – Summer Fling

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mmmm……Smells like summer. Time for sun, beer and good sex with someone you know won’t be there for you when football season starts next month. This week’s run is going to be hot, wet, and short. What can you expect from 8 Lays a week and Everything Butt Sex? They’re making a loose promise to leave you with a smile on your face and have your ass pretty sore in the morning. Get your asses out to Lakeview, you bunch of wankers, because this week’s shitty trail is going to be so good you’ll look back at it in your future wishing … Continue Reading#145 – Summer Fling

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#144 – Luck of the draw

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Get your loaded dice and marked deck of cards out you group of wankers. Even if you have to lie, cheat, and steal, there is no reason for you to leave this hash without getting a little lucky!!!! This week’s run has us meeting up at Blain Kern’s Mardi Gras world in the Warehouse district. You know the place. It’s where that Poseidon Statue is raping that giant gator pass door J at the end of the convention center. Theme: Gambling, luck of the draw Hares: UnderCummer (Virgin Lay?) & Hobo Rodeo Start: Henderson St. & 1400 Tchoupitoulas New Orleans, LA 70130 Time: … Continue Reading#144 – Luck of the draw

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#143 – Video Games

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Get your cheat codes out you fat lazy bastard. We’re going Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A B Select Start on your ass. Break away from your World of Warcraft Lan parties you bunch of wankers. We’re going to be running through the nerd filled dorm rooms of UNO for Game Ovaries’ virgin lay. Hopefully we can find a harrierette near a tit check instead of a princess behind some fire breathing dinosaur inside of the wrong fucking castle. Theme: Video Games Hares: Game Ovaries & TidyBowlMan Start: 6325 Elysian Fields Avenue, New Orleans, LA 70122-4235 Time: 6:30 … Continue Reading#143 – Video Games