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Hash Trash #154 – Who Gives a Favre?

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I think everyone’s a little hungover from last night so I’ll keep this short, just like Dickie’s Lay. One word for last night: SUPER! Our defending SUPERbowl Champions gave us a SUPER WIN! Well maybe it wasn’t that super but hey a win is a win. And We put Favre on the Ground! Oh yea the hash…. Good Job Drinking, Folks! Extra points for showing up last night! Dickie Wong, decked out in his Super Saints Cape (he was faster than the speed of light!) led us on a brutal run around the block and we ended up at Lucy’s … Continue ReadingHash Trash #154 – Who Gives a Favre?

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#154 – Black and Bold

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Saints Official 2010 Kickoff extravaganza is upon us. We know parking in the cbd/quarter is going to be a bitch. And, Lick A Lotta Cock has a leftover keg she wants us to chip in $5 on. So, we aren’t going to attempt to get completely down and dirty in the quarter and have decided to start in or around the parking lot at Magazine and Girod. Hipsters and treehuggers may recognize this as the lot where they have the Saturday morning farmers market. But, as some of you may know, the NFL Kickoff parade is ending at Girod and … Continue Reading#154 – Black and Bold

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#153 – I ♥ the 80s

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Love it or hate it, that 80s happened. We had neon clothing, rad sunglasses, jellies, layered shiggy socks, baja hoodies, member only jackets, and hair was abundant everywhere. No worries, if you still need inspiration to dress up for this week’s theme. I got you covered. We’re meeting in the giant field behind Sake Cafe and Houston’s. Before that, we’re pre-lubing at the daiquiri shop next door. Get your Chuck Taylor’s and remember to pump your high tops before trail this week. It’ll be a thriller. On-On, Everything Butt Sex. Hares: Everything Butt Sex, BabyFacial (Born again Virgin Lay), Princess … Continue Reading#153 – I ♥ the 80s

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#152 – It’s hot. Get Nekkid!

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The dog days of summer are here. And  if you remember the wise prophet Nelly once said  “It is gettin hot in heer (so hot) so take off all your clothes.” So I am heeding his advice and making you all do the same or drink for it. Acceptable clothing this week is something to keep those boys or them girls from flopping about, or enough to keep the 5-0 off your trail. Exceptions for shirts and other clothing will be made if this is your first time or if anyone has ever shouted “Enough Already” at you. So bring … Continue Reading#152 – It’s hot. Get Nekkid!

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#151 – Remnants of Red Dress

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A long, long time ago (well, 5 days ago), there was a litany of Red Dress events that most have participated in if not all. Soooo…What to do with that nasty red skirt, that ripped red lingerie, that smelly Nike shoes that reek of Bourbon Street’s piss, that dilapidated red fairy wings, that wilted red tutu, that vomit smelling red top, that stained red boxers, that manly g-string, that stretched out bra, and that beer and “other” stained red dress? If you don’t give a damn about that unwashed outfit anymore, come for a holy cleansing in Lakeview. Hence, you … Continue Reading#151 – Remnants of Red Dress