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#177 – Dead Celebrities Recap

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*This morning, I told EBS that I did not want to write trash because there wasn’t much to write about but I do love Tidy. He is who I look up to…seriously. Apparently last night, more people seem more concerned with mingling, drinking, singing, beer gardening, king caking, and po-boying than actually hashing. Just Sean should’ve popped his haring cherry with a taller co-hare so maybe he’d last longer than a 2 minutes on trail. So here’s a toast to all things short like the hash, this blog, and hare TidyBowlMan (by no means he’s “short” on other things). It … Continue Reading#177 – Dead Celebrities Recap

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#177 – Dead Celebrities II

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As our hare, Tidy Bowl Man, would say, “I am so funny, I kill myself!!! ” Well, whether celebrities kill themselves through pills, alcohol, or erotic asphyxiation, we love us some dead ones. We’re putting the fun in Funeral this week. Show up as someone famous, who’s dead! Show up as someone they played in a movie. It’s a FUNeral theme, so dress up you fucking wankers. NOH3 needs volunteers for the two water stations for the Rock N Roll marathon. Meet at Sunday 7am, Esplanade and N. Derbigny. Red Dress is mandatory!!! Food, beer, music will be provided for volunteers only, you … Continue Reading#177 – Dead Celebrities II

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#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

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In a tradition of keeping the hash hard core; I present to you, Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses. Jefferson Starfish and I are taking you (mostly) off road this week. We’re starting at the Shimmy Shack. Now that Any Cock will Duex has left us for Phoenix, I better see some dedicated princesses on trail to take his place. You better recognize, because the Wu-Tang clan ain’t nothin to fuck with. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring $1, a six pack, a flashlight, and a whistle! If you’re a putz and don’t bring beer then why are you even coming? … Continue Reading#176 – Wu-Tang Clan vs. The Disney Princesses

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#174 – It’s a Westbank Thang!

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Just like so many Immaculata and Blenk school girls, Bunk Bunk Whoops is having her virgin lay on the Westbank this week. Let’s face it. Those whores never waited for prom season. Why should she? If you want to cum watch Bumbletard either go easy on her, or go rough on her on her first time, you’re going to have make your way down to Huey P. Long Park, in Gretna. B-tard also said he may cater food. If he doesn’t produce we’ll just make him drink for it. Hare: Bumbletard, Bunk Bunk WHOOPS (Virgin Lay) Theme: Da Westbank Bra, … Continue Reading#174 – It’s a Westbank Thang!

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#173 – Far East

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Bring your flashlight. The infamous Puppy Love is bringing out of our safety zone this week. Bring your flashlight. The run starts so fucking far East of New Orleans the closest thing you can find to a po-boy is those delicious sandwiches made at Dong Phuong. Bring your flashlight. It’s an all shiggy run. Bring your flashlight. You can dress up as damn near anything, (bring your flashlight) whether it be Muslim, Buddist, Hindi, North Korean; basically anything but you’re Anglo-Saxon ass. Bring your flashlight. Hell, maybe even Dickie Wong will come out of hiding this week. Bring your flashlight. … Continue Reading#173 – Far East