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#182 Luck be the “Lay”dy Thursday night

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Reasons why 8 Lays a Week is LUCKY She’s getting lucky everyday…sometimes 10X more a week. Perhaps that’s why we hardly see her. She’s so lucky to do the deed with not one but TWO co-hares! First timer cherry unpopped Just Joe will have his first lay with her while Jizz Rag hops on to clean up their “mess” She’s an IRISH baby. Need I say more? She’s lucky that she’s not getting yogurt as her cake. That is my gift to her. Ask her about her infamous hoodie that caused a lot of gossip that led to her naming…They … Continue Reading#182 Luck be the “Lay”dy Thursday night

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#181 – It’s good to be King!

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I know it’s late guys, but fuck you. It was Mardi Gras, and I was drunk. I know you guys have been living off of Popeyes, king cake, and that Purple Pussy shit from the Holiday Inn for the past couple of weeks. It’s time to get a good run in. Puppy Love is bringing us uptown. We’re meeting at Burger King by Ave Pub. I swear to sweet baby Jesus Puppy. If you end this hash in a neighborhood or a parking lot smaller than my scion, I will kick you in the Jimmy! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Hare: … Continue Reading#181 – It’s good to be King!

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#180 – Cum Early Cum Quick

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6:00 SHOW. 6:30 GO! WE ARE NOT MISSING MUSES. WE ARE STARTING 30 MINUTES EARLY. EVERYTHING ELSE IS THE SAME Bring $1 and a six pack. You probably want to bring a little extra alcohol/food for the parade. If you want free alcohol, be prepared to get naked and probably put out. This offer excludes P.S. Knave and Eyes up Here. On On, EBS Hare: Broke Back Dyke Theme: Mardi Gras Attire Location:Coliseum St & St Andrew St New Orleans, LA 70130 Time: THURSDAY, March 3rd. 6:00pm Show. 6:30pm, Go! View Larger Map

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#179 – Carnival and Circus Freaks!

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We’re starting uptown, and for the love of the flying spaghetti monster I hope our hares don’t finish in a neighborhood. Apparently, 1000’s of screaming drunks can show up in the garden district for a parade, but 40 some odd hashers are just too damn loud during circle! When Slam and No Cunt Troll are in charge, it’s just a matter of time before the freaky shit starts happening. Fuck if I know what expect this week. I know I better see some damn good costumes though. Carnival is here!!!!! on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring $1, a six pack, a … Continue Reading#179 – Carnival and Circus Freaks!

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Who wears shorts short? Here in NOLA, men do.

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Yeah, so I’m lagging on my own hash trash. Here in New Orleans, partying doesn’t stop after the hash and especially when Krewe du Vieux kicked off Carnival parading season this past Saturday. So how would one rate my haring hiatus with Non Stop Oral? Well actually, we don’t give a damn what you think BUT if you think you can do better, hare then! For the others who are on the fence about haring, here are a few tips I picked up from fellow hashers. 1) Be creative but try to keep it legal 2) Don’t color your flour … Continue ReadingWho wears shorts short? Here in NOLA, men do.