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Trail # 346 – Everything Old is New Again! Who’s on First & Game Ovary

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From the creators of the infamous Breaking Bad Murder Hash, the triad of First Tuna Game has conjured up yet another trail for your amusement. Cum one, cum all, step right up to the first trail of the new year. This trail will have spills, chills, and thrills (hopefully no kills), so bring a flashlight and a trail bloody- er, buddy, because this will be a ride you won’t soon forget. The trail is not dog-friendly, so please exercise caution and do not deviate from the trail. A few words about this trail: The Rusty nail will be the carpool/prelube … Continue ReadingTrail # 346 – Everything Old is New Again! Who’s on First & Game Ovary

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Trail # 345 – Jammy Jam! Grand Opening, Filet Me Lay Me & Texticle Teaser

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  Baby it’s cold outside! It’s Grand & Filet Me’s annual Pajama Hash so bust out your snuggle wear and venture into Metry Brah. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle When: Thursday, December 26th, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Jammy Jam through the lights! Start: Office Depot parking lot , 6851 Veterans Blvd, Metairie Hare and Co-Hares: Grand Opening, Filet Me Lay Me, Texticle Teaser Beer Hare:99 Problems (maybe) Pre-Lube Location: Tarpon Joe’s (hasher owned!), 2205 David Dr., Metairie, LA 70003 On-After Location: Tarpon Joe’s Hash Announcements March 21st -23rd, 2014 GCH3 600th Hash! Rego prices go up … Continue ReadingTrail # 345 – Jammy Jam! Grand Opening, Filet Me Lay Me & Texticle Teaser

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Trail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

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  Come one come all to the costume party redemption hash. If you want to be a Princess, you be the best damn Princess you can be.  You want to be a cat, fine be a pussy.  If you fancy Dr. Who or Star Wars wear that shit.  A bottle of liquor goes to the best dressed dick head out there.  On On Bitches. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight and whistle Theme: Costume Party!  Anything Goes Start: Carrollton Station, 8140 Willow St., New Orleans, LA 70118 Hare and Co-Hares: Cock Ness Monster, Chew Toy Beer Hare: TBD … Continue ReadingTrail # 344 – Costume Party! Anything Goes! Cock Ness Monster & Chew Toy

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Trail # 343 – It’s the Holidays! Woody Poke Her and Motherload

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  The hares want a little more variety in the holidays this time of year so come dressed to celebrate any holiday other than the too easy Christmas and Hanukkah. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, December 12, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: It’s the holidays! Dress to celebrate any holiday other than Christmas or Hanukkah. Start: Parking lot across from Handsome Willy’s (218 S. Robertson Street, New Orleans, LA 70112) Hare and Co-Hares: Woody Poke Her & Motherload Beer Hare: Just Eric Pre-Lube Location: Handsome Willy’s ,218 S. Robertson Street, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail # 343 – It’s the Holidays! Woody Poke Her and Motherload

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Trail # 342 – Hanukkah Hash! The Hebrew Hash House Harriers

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  Alright you Mensches and Goyum. It’s a Hanukkah miracle! The Hebrew Hash House Harriers have put together quite the simkhe for us all. There will be dreidels, shots, patches, and eight meshuggina hares! *we will also be collecting new unwrapped toys for Toys for Tots at this hash and at the holiday party. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight and whistle Date: Thursday, December 5, 2013. 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Cum dressed in your favorite Shmata. If you don’t know what that means, anything Jewish will do. Start: Parking Lot next to Stein’s Deli … Continue ReadingTrail # 342 – Hanukkah Hash! The Hebrew Hash House Harriers