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Trail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

Are you a nerd with no escape or a nerd by choice? Dig out your worst geeky outfit that we know you owned at one point in your life and show this city what sort of education you received…whether it’s from actual higher learnin’ or what pop culture you learned from hipster king, Pharrell. Join EBS and TWOT as they battle out who looks better in skinny jeans or Urkel suspenders. on-on, Everything Butt Sex Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday April 17, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Nerds vs Hipsters! … Continue ReadingTrail #366 – Nerd vs Hipsters! Everything Butt Sex & TWOT

Trail #365 -2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail! Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

It’s that time of year where we are bombarded by Festivals in New Orleans, French Quarter Fest, Jazz Fest, Strawberry Fest and a bunch more. To celebrate this festy season test out your festival gear and get ready to prime your livers with Ridin’ Bloody and Conjugal Visitor. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday April 10, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: 2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail! Start: Washington Square Park, 735 Elysian Fields, New Orleans LA Hare and Co-Hares: Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor Beer Hare: TBD Pre-Lube Location: American … Continue ReadingTrail #365 -2nd Anal “It’s Festival Season” Trail! Ridin’ Bloody & Conjugal Visitor

Trail # 364 – Suburbia! Pitcher’s Mounds

We’re headed to the land of Cul-de-Sacs and meticulously manicured lawns. Come dressed as your best Donna Reed, Beaver Cleaver, or just bring your best Kennerbrah. Bring: $1 (no coins please), six pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday April 3, 2014, 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Suburbia! Start: 1125-1145 Lakeshore Dr. , New Orleans LA 70124 Hare and Co-Hares: Pitcher’s Mounds Beer Hare: Meowschwitz Pre-Lube Location: Parlays, 870 Harrison Ave, New Orleans, LA 70124 On-After Location: Parlays Dog Friendly?: Yes Hash Announcements! Coonass H3 – Saturday, April 5th Superheroes Hash www.coonassh3.com Texas Interhash – This weekend in Houston. http://h4.org/txih2014/ … Continue ReadingTrail # 364 – Suburbia! Pitcher’s Mounds

Trail # 358 – Wal-Martians! Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

What do you miss most about camping out?  Civilization!!!  And who is more civilized than the denizens of  Wal-Mart?  Cum as your favorite Wal-Martian.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets!! *this will primarily be a pub crawl to pre-lube campout and to celebrate Filet Me’s Birthday! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 pack, flashlight & whistle Date: Thursday, March 27th, 2014 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm GO! Theme:  Wal-Martians — craziest / tackiest get-up you can find.  Don’t forget your tails and mullets! Start: 400 Esplanade Ave, New Orleans, LA by the Old New Orleans Mint Hares: Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay … Continue ReadingTrail # 358 – Wal-Martians! Grand Opening & Filet Me Lay Me (Birthday Trail!)

Trail #357 -“The Stabbin’ Cabin” Bearly Blue, Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard, Asses Up, Tits Don’t Fit, Drilling Me Softly

Bearly Blue’s last VoodooH3 trail before the enlistment in the US Navy, As his goal career was started 1962 Vietnam, this trail will be done Vietnam War style. There will be booby traps on trail, not with spiked bamboo spikes but with glitter and paint. If you are glitter bombed or painted by circle, you’re gonna drink for it. So stay frosty and eyes out, danger close! This trail is high risk-high reward, the shortest route will also be dirtiest and wettest, the longest route will be safe and dry, but we won’t mark which is which. If the trail … Continue ReadingTrail #357 -“The Stabbin’ Cabin” Bearly Blue, Angry Lesbian Tuna Beard, Asses Up, Tits Don’t Fit, Drilling Me Softly