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Trail #426 – los Mexicanos Sucios! Cockness Monster y Motherload (y el espiritu de Extra Virgin Anal Oil)

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Bienvenido a La Perezosa Hash Mexicana de Cockness y Motherload. Sus dos coyotes se guiará hacia el norte donde las oportunidades y puestos de trabajo son mejores . El camino puede ser traicionero . Puede haber cruces de agua , cruces de carretera . Sé rápido y no se queden atrapado de inmigración. Traes: un dolares, seis cervazas, pito, y literna Fecha: jueves, 30 de abril, 2015 Tema: los Mexicanos Sucios Inicio: 700 tiempo de hash Coyotes : Cockness Monster y Motherload (y el espiritu de Extra Virgin Anal Oil) Cerveza Hare : Kiwi Wee Wee Salida: Lowes, 121 Jefferson … Continue ReadingTrail #426 – los Mexicanos Sucios! Cockness Monster y Motherload (y el espiritu de Extra Virgin Anal Oil)

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Trail # 425 -Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

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Weed. 100th Analversary of Anzac Day. Bread. What more could you ask for? Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday April 23, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under! Hares (s): What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee Beer Hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang Start:Harrison Ave. and Diagonal Dr. loop in City Park Prelube: Parlay’s, 870 Harrison Ave, NOLA 70124 On-After: Parlay’s Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything specific needed for trail? Definitely a flashlight and expect some shiggy. Hash Announcements Voodoo Kill the Keg Sloshball Day … Continue ReadingTrail # 425 -Second Anal Half Baked Yeast Infection Down Under!What’s Warm & Kiwi Wee Wee

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Trail # 424 – Choose Your Holiday! Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell

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The hares have a fun trail planned — don’t be alarmed that it’s outside of the city! There’s still beer, and running, and flour, and drinking, and singing, and shenanigans. True trail should be about five miles. They hope to see y’all there! These are your many options for April 16th (according to checkitday.com):  Celebrate Teen Literature Day! Get to Know Your Customer Day! National Ask an Atheist Day! National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day! National Eggs Benedict Day! National High Five Day! National Wear Your Pajamas to Work Day! Save the Elephant Day! Holocaust Remembrance Day! National Healthcare Decision Day! Teach … Continue ReadingTrail # 424 – Choose Your Holiday! Saved by the Bush & Dead Cell

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Trail #423 – Caddyshack Masters! Doofus White Boy & Spank Me Maybe

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  Since none of us were selected this year, last year and, as a matter of fact, in any future year, We will have our own nine hole tournament on trail – pack will be divided into foursomes sent forth to find holes on trail. Balls and putters will be provided Dress in golf or preppy country club attire. Collared shirts, bright shorts, pink skirts, visors and if in doubt do what a Doofus would do and wear plaid, plaid and plaid. Best golf costume and lowest score will receive a green or plaid jacket from the Doofus collection.   … Continue ReadingTrail #423 – Caddyshack Masters! Doofus White Boy & Spank Me Maybe

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Trail # 417 – A 3 HOUR TOUR a.k.a. Gilligan’s Island!!!Enough Already, Pitchers Mounds, SOSA, & Mystery Hare

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“Just sit right back and you’ll see a trail, a trail of a few shitshows, that’s starting from a tiki bar, and ending with virgin hoes.” Bring:  $1, 6-pack (at least), flashlight, & whistle. Please dress in COSTUME & bring as many VIRGINS as possible. This is going to be drunk fun. It’s campout pre-lube & my office is closed on Friday!!! I suggest bring extra money for extras (booze, food, hookers, cabs, etc.) Date:  Thursday April 2, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: A 3 HOUR TOUR a.k.a. Gilligan’s Island!!! Hares: Enough Already, Pitchers Mounds, SOSA, & Mystery Hare Beer … Continue ReadingTrail # 417 – A 3 HOUR TOUR a.k.a. Gilligan’s Island!!!Enough Already, Pitchers Mounds, SOSA, & Mystery Hare