Voodoo Hash House Harriers

Alright Plebs, it’s time for Pledge week! You maggots think you can Hash? You think you’re fit for VOODOO? Welcome to HELL! Join Rush Chair Fucked by Mapquest and Pledge Master Sir Yacksalot for a recruitment run through the Universities. Popped collars, hater blockers and all the pastels will be the uniform, and rep your greek letters! Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday September 3, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Pledge Week Hares (s): Fucked By Mapquest … Continue ReadingTrail #444: Pledge Week!

  Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Jerkwads and Jerkettes.  That time has rolled around once again.  It is the moment we recognise the Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary of that Leader of Men, the only man ever to walk on the surface of Mars, The first of his name and leader of the 7 kingdoms, the one and only – Cockness Monster.  So come one, come all bring your beautiful selves and get ready to party to celebrate Big Cam’s Birthday. Happy Birthday Phuq Ewe.   Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and … Continue ReadingTrail # 443 – The Birth of The Cockness Monster! Cockness Monster & KWW

It’s August and Catholic school is back in session! Too bad most of us hashers have failed summer school and have to repeat last year. Come take a tour of the fine educational establishments of New Orleans dressed in your finest naughty schoolboy / trashy nun / whatever (so EASY!). It’s hot, so don’t think wearing a priest outfit or a professor outfit is a good idea. DISCLAIMER: TRUE TRAIL WILL PASS WITHIN 1000 FEET OF A SCHOOL.   Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a … Continue ReadingTrail # 442 – Voodoo Goes Back to School! Jackrophiliac, Just Garrett, Just Michelle

Durex may be a girl’s best friend, but Trojan slipped one by Clitoria’s Secret, so now we’re going to shower dad with hashy baby gifts. Wear your best spitup blouse or diaper to trail, bring your strollers and bottles, because every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great! Bring: $1 (no coins please), a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Water for you and your pups! Bug spray is always a good idea for them skeeters! Date: Thursday August 13, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Daddy’s Little Squirt! Hares (s):Fucked by Mapquest, Squirt & Just Stephanie Beer Hare: Atomic Dyke Start: Mick’s … Continue ReadingTrail # 441 – Daddy’s Little Squirt! Fucked by Mapquest, Squirt & Just Stephanie