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Trail #465: XXX – Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch

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Cum early, cum often, cum scout your parade location or just start your pre-lube a day early. Either way, the theme is as open as VittyCent’s diaper – bare as you dare or as high proof as you can take. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, January 21, 2016 Theme: XXX Start: 42 Architect Alley (Den of Muses) Hare and Co-Hares: Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch Beer Hare: Urine Circle Pre-Lube Location: Mimi’s (2601 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117) On-After Location: Mimi’s (2601 Royal St, New Orleans, LA 70117) Dog Friendly?: sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear or anything … Continue ReadingTrail #465: XXX – Fucked By Mapquest and Can I Watch

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Trail # 464 – ’80 to 80 – Extra Virgin Anal Oil & Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

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From the ’80’s to 80 – whether you’re bringing neon and leg warmers back or having a hard time remembering what the 1980’s looked like, this trail will help you feel young again! Wear your favorite side ponies and headbands (if you’d like to pay tribute to the Goblin King of tight pants) or dress as your 80 year old self – socks with sandals acceptable – and maybe you can confuse our resident senior IME enough to make it to the front of the pack! Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, January 14, 2016 Theme: From … Continue ReadingTrail # 464 – ’80 to 80 – Extra Virgin Anal Oil & Slam Bam Thank You Lamb

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Trail # 463 – Comicon Bitchez! – Kiwi Wiwi, Motherload, Cockness Monster

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  Good news everyone! Anything that happens, happens.  What’s happening this Thursday is your comicon prelube trail, which will also not be featuring Matt Smith this year.  So come join the Voodoo Tripod Tri-Force, for a wibbly wobbly time that is sure to be more amazing than something that is really amazing.  So, whatever you do, don’t even blink. Blink and you’re dead. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: 7th Jan 2016 Theme: Comicon Bitchez Start:  Convention centers balls  900 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70130 Hare and Co-Hares: KW3, Motherload, Cockness Monster. … Continue ReadingTrail # 463 – Comicon Bitchez! – Kiwi Wiwi, Motherload, Cockness Monster

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Trail #462 – Happy New Year! Sequins & Sparkles – Enough Already

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HAPPY New Year!  It’s time to forget 2015 and ring in 2016 with a bang!  What better way to accomplish this that with Booze, Hashers, and Fireworks?  There will be Sequins & Sparkles, but this is NOT a Sparkle Party.  Dress in your sparkliest or favorite sequence outfit and join us for this A to Z trail. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle Date: Thursday, December 31st, 6:30 show, 7:00 GO! Theme: New Year’s Eve! Spend the Rest of 2015 Drunk! Start: Coliseum Square Park – The Fountain! Hare and Co-Hares: Enough Already Booze Hare: Everybody! … Continue ReadingTrail #462 – Happy New Year! Sequins & Sparkles – Enough Already

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Trail #461 Gremlins! Motherload & Kiwi Weewee

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There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don’t get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Someone has broken the rules, and now, a legion evil transmorphed mogwai are terrorizing city park. Can the voodoo hash escape and return to safety? Bring your flashlights for safety and beer to sustain you. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack , flashlight, & whistle. Date: Thursday, December 24, 2015 6:30 pm meet, 7:00 pm Go! Theme: Gremlins! Hares (s): Motherload & Kiwi Wee Wee Beer Hare: Sir Yacks a Lot Start: Peristyle 42 Dreyfous Dr, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #461 Gremlins! Motherload & Kiwi Weewee