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Trail # 470 – CUMmuter’s Divorce Hash – CUMmuter & CUNTpeitor

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Gentlemen look out – she is finally, officially free….again. 3rd divorce is a charm! She has learned her lesson and the lesson is you can’t be good at everything! BRING: $1 (no coins please), 6-Pack, whistle, and a flashlight DATE: February 25th TIME: 6:30 SHOW / 7 pm GO THEME: CUM muter’s Divorce Hash START: Bulldog on Canal Parking Lot 5135 Canal Blvd, New Orleans, LA 70124 HARES: CUM muter & CUNT petitor BEER HARE: Fucked By Mapquest PRE LUBE: Bulldog on Canal ON AFTER: Mick’s Where else?!! What would my divorce hash be without food, cake, & Irish alcohol? 4801 Bienville St, New … Continue ReadingTrail # 470 – CUMmuter’s Divorce Hash – CUMmuter & CUNTpeitor

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Trail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi

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ATTENTION!! We’ve got Virgins! Hares that is. Virgin Mutha is laying trail for the first time, and Banana Slit is breaking her Voodoo cherry.  Everyone cum; its going to be sloppy! Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6-pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 18, 2016 6:30 Show, 7:00 Go Theme: Virgins Gotta Lay Start:  S St. Patrick St and Baudin St ; St. Patrick Playground 4700 Baudin St New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare and Co-Hares: Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, Kiwi Wiwi Beer Hare: Urine Circle Pre-Lube Location: Mid City Yacht Club On-After Location: Mid City Yacht Club Dog Friendly?: Yes   Is a dry bag, shiggy … Continue ReadingTrail #469 – Virgins Gotta Lay – Virgin Mutha, Banana Slit, & Kiwi Wiwi

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Trail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

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Mardi Gras is over and now is the time to pay for our sins.  It is LENT you wankers, prepare for the coming of the Lord and savior (we know he can’t go hashing). Join us in a celebration of pretending to give up things so that we look like good little Catholic boys and girls. Bring: $1 (no coins please), 6 Pack, flashlight, whistle Date: February 11, 2016  6:30 pm Show, 7:00 pm Go Theme: Lent – the holiest time of the year Start: The Parking lot next to the Galley Restaurant  2535 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001 Hare … Continue ReadingTrail # 468 – It’s LENT! – Cooter Webs, Cockness Monster, Petrified Wood, & What’s Warm

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Trail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

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SPECIAL NOTE:  TIME CHANGE!!!!  Hares away at 6:05pm Sharp!  Hounds away at 6:15pm Sharp! Calling all wankers and wankettes!  Cum join the Voodoo Hash House Harriers in revelry as we celebrate carnival’s finest all-female parade – Muses!!!!  Don your most vibrant dresses, wigs and high heels, if you dare!  True trail will be just less than 2 miles, have no beer near and start early to avoid any logistical issues with the parade.  That said, half of a trail is probably just right for you half-minds anyway.  Stick around after circle to watch the parade.  Bring plenty of beer as the caskets will be available for hasher use … Continue ReadingTrail # 467 – Muses! – What’s Warm, In the Kitchen

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Trail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit

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Bring your Safety Buddy and reflective vests, because this Hash has gotten OUT OF CONTROL! The only way we can keep having a hash is by making sure nobody has their jimmies rustled one bit, so we’re going to Metairie/Lakeview where it’s nice and safe. Tell your parents we will have you home by 9 for your bath and bedtime story. Bring: $1 (no coins please),  a 6-pack, flashlight, & whistle. Date: January 28, 2016. 6:30 Show 6:69 Go Theme: The Hash is Out of Control! Come dressed as a social justice warrior or a godless heathen with no common decency … Continue ReadingTrail # 466: The Hash is Out of Control! – Jackrophiliac, Dead Cell, and Tits Don’t Fit