Category: Trail Announcements

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 18, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Mid-City BUNARCHY Bar Hop  Start Address: 3501 Banks St. Hare & Co-hares: Q.E. Oui Oui – Et. Al. Beer hare: maybe/tbd Pre-Lube: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub On-After: Finn McCool’s Irish Pub, Dog Friendly: Finns allows dogs outside. mid-city is pretty flat, so, sure, bring your fuzzy pal. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Bring some extra cash/card for pub stops. Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4 miles  Trail is A to A,

I haven’t yet let the social media-verse know that unfortunately, I had to put down one of my kittens recently. Thursday I would like to honor her life along with any other furry friends the hash has lost. Obituary below: ATL/NOLA ~ Memorial services will be held Thursday, April 11, 2019 at 6:30 p.m. Stallings Playground for Gamora Foster-Drew, age 8 months, who passed away Thursday, March 28, 2019 in Avondale Estates, Atlanta, Ga. Tits Don’t Fit will officiate services. Gamora was a rescue in the greater Atlanta area having been adopted from Second Life Upscale Resale. A resident of … Continue ReadingTrail #651 – “My Pussy is Dead” – Tits Don’t Fit & Urine Asian

Woohoo! It’s ladies night! Women’s History Month may be over but that doesn’t mean much for these ladies. We’re celebrating all the lovely ladies of the hash! Will we be classy, klassy, sassy, or brassy?! You’ll have to show up to find out! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 4, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Girls Gone Wild Start Address: 100 South Jefferson Davis Pkwy (in front of Holy Ground) Hare & Co-hares: Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt Beer hare: Through the Looking Ass Pre-Lube: Holy Ground On-After: Agave House … Continue ReadingTrail #650 -“Girls Gone Wild” – Enough Already, ReTardis, In The Kitchen, FistyCunt

The last three days of March have a reputation for being stormy. Scottish folklore proposes that these three days were borrowed from April so that March might extend his power. March borrowit from April Three days, and they were ill: The first was frost, the second was snaw, The third was cauld as ever’t could blaw. — Scottish proverb Come celebrate March in hopes to curb his wrath of the unpcoming borrowing days. We will drink shitty beer, run a terrible trail, drink even more shitty beer, and then sing joyous songs to appease the mighty March. Bring: $1 (no … Continue ReadingTrail #649 – “March Blows” – Hitachi Topic

Let Me Look is leaving us to go back to her motherland! Let’s send her off properly with a shitty trail,  camaraderie & cake (a real cake) after circle!  Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlightDate: Thursday, March 21, 2019Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO!Theme: It’s a Hash for Bloody Hell Start Address: corner of Oak & Cambronne StreetHares: CUM muterBeer hare: Roman ShowersPre-Lube: Maple Leaf Bar 8316 Oak St, New Orleans, LA 70118On-After: Maple Leaf Bar ($10 cover charge to see Johnny Vidacovich Trio)Dog Friendly: Trail, Yes. Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No Trail is A to A Approximately 3.2 Miles