Category: Trail Announcements

Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 27, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 3 is a Magic Number!I’m somehow hat tricking with 3 trails this week (don’t ask me, it kinda just happened 路‍♀️) so let’s commemorate this occasion by celebrating our favorite trilogies! Dig out that old slave Leia costume, hail to the king baby with your best Ash a la Evil Dead, take the red pill and enter the Matrix, make someone an offer they can’t refuse like Don Corleone, or grab your whip & fedora as Indiana Jones! Start Address: … Continue ReadingTrail #667 – “3 is a Magic Number!” – Whoredini and Woody Poke Her

Woe to you, oh Earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the Beast For it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty six Come out and celebrate the antichrist in your finest Satan worshipping gear – whether it be devil, a great outfit circa 1999 Hot Topic, your old altar boy robes, Ozzy Osborne/your fave metal bands, shiny demons Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 20, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, … Continue ReadingTrail #666 – “The number of the beast” – Jewy Jewy Gang Bang & Petrified Wood

It’s almost that time for Whorebraham and Woolverine to ditch the piss-scented, potholed, flooded, boil-advisory ridden, cockroach infested, 24-hour to-go-cup bar scene that is our beloved New Orleans for the Golden Coast. Let’s send them off in style! GUEST RA: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN AND EVERYTHING BUTT SEX! YOU DON’T WANNA MISS THIS ONE!! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), drinking water, whistle, flashlight; EXTRA CASH FOR BAR STOPS!!!! Date: Thursday, June 13, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! WE WILL LEAVE ON TIME THIS WEEK, WHOREBRAHAM HAS A BEDTIME! Follow trail if you’re late! Theme: WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL. Dress … Continue ReadingTrail #665 – “WHOREBRAHAM LINCOLN’S FAREWELL TRAIL” – WhOOOOOOOOREBRAHAM LINCOLN, Queen Elizabeth Oui Oui

WE WANT YOU to join team zissou! Bring your interns and sense of underwater adventure on the 7th Anal Life Aquatic Pussy Whisker Hash. Pussy Whisker is going on an overnight drunk. Anyone who would care to join me is welcome. We will hunt the elusive leopard shark.. but we won’t kill it.We will work through our daddy issues. Attire is Team Zissou blue jump suits and red caps, unless your a intern(virgin). Dont leave your dog.. watch out for pirates. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight ( On After Pool Cover is $15 at the Country … Continue ReadingTrail #664 – “7th Anal Life Aquatic Hash” – Pussy Whisker and Just Samantha

Strap on your ruby slippers and prepare to ride a twister right over that rainbow because we are in for round 2, Return to Oz! Wear your finest Wizard of Oz/Return to Oz attire! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, + $4 EXACT CHANGE for eagle trail, courage, a brain, a heart Date: Thursday, May 30, 2019 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Return to Oz/Wizard is Oz Start Address: 311 N Front St, New Orleans, LA 70130 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini, Woody Poke Her Beer hare: Tranny Jack, Roman Showers Pre-Lube: Tiki Tolteca 301 N Peters … Continue ReadingTrail #663 – “Return to OZ” – Whordini & Woody Poke Her