Category: Trail Announcements

oah, it be hot – and we be sweaty – so sweaty that our limbs (and our chub) do not rub, but rather slide, and slip. And WOAH, we cannot even rub our bodies together like sloppy eels 🐍 because COVID19 has cum 💦 all over our faces and in our ear 👂canals and city canals…….I digress.In these uncertain times, let me ferry 🚣 you to the edge of where you never knew you wanted to be, and may actually not want to go – GENTILLY! To the edge of our great city we shall travail, into neighborhoods unknown, shiny as newborns from the embryonic sack. 🐣We … Continue ReadingTrail #724 – Friction Free on the Fringes

Feeling a little antsy in your pantsy? Lookin’ at other hashers a little, ya know, sideways? It’s probably (definitely) all those chemicals Obama put in our water. It’s okay, though: you’re in good company. Succumb to the beauty of Pride as your queer hares (and one ally, shout out to Cooch for keepin’ it real and resisting the gay persuasion, ya heard) guide you through some of the most iconic queer and trans locations in our city. During this trail you will walk or run past 20 important moments in the fight for LGBTQ+ liberation in New Orleans. From memorials … Continue ReadingTrail# 723 – Gay Frogs / Embrace the Rainbow (Aka belated Pride!)

You wanna hear somethin’ crazy? Patrick Gayze has a new baby! His (alleged) wife carried a watermelon for nine months and now (Just) Reese Eva is here. So, this week’s trail is a hashy baby shower honoring one of our favorite hashers (and her dad). If you’d like to get a gift to celebrate, the registry is linked below. Gifts can be shipped directly through the registry or brought to trail where we will quarantine them for a few days before delivering to Gayze (#covidsafety). If registries aren’t for you, we will also have some fun things planned on trail. … Continue ReadingTrail #722 – Nobody Puts Baby in a Corner

Another year celebrating freedom. Glitter. Fireworks. Wow. Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a mask, and a personal cooler Date: Thursday, July 2 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Freedom and other important things Start Address: 6621 St. Claude Ave., Arabi, LA Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood, Shitler’s List, Mr. HEd Beer hare: Yes Pre-Lube: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou On-After: Pirogues Whiskey Bayou Dog Friendly: Yep Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 4.5 (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Trail is A to A

Surprise! I (Kitchen) am moving! On Sunday! To Atlanta! Social distancing has made it hard to get together, but I’d love to say goodbye and show ya how much I’ll love and miss ya by haring one more trail. So come drink a PBR with us and run (or walk) a solid trail laid by your hares. Bring: 6-pack in your own personal ice chest, whistle, flashlight, mask for Circle Date: Thursday, 25 June 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Kitchen’s Closed! Start Address: 2347 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70001 (Martine’s Lounge parking lot)  Hare & Co-hares: In the … Continue ReadingTrail #720 – Kitchen’s Closed!