Category: Trail Announcements

If you like trivia and know some random music related facts, this is your time to shine!  Throughout trail you’ll find some trivia questions, (Think VH1 pop-up video) answer correctly and you’ll find true trail.  Answer questions incorrectly and all you’ll find are boy bands, one-hit wonders, and washed up rock stars.   Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a personal cooler, and a MASK Date: Thursday, October 1st Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Music Trivia – come dressed as your favorite musical artist, or sport your best concert t-shirt. Start Address: The Labyrinth at Audubon Park (Use 6399 … Continue ReadingTrail #734 – Music Trivia

Sooo, 2020 has not been anyone’s year, I suggest we leave this mother earth, go to space, find another planet, a less virusy planet. We shall call it, Hashtopia. All Hashers welcome!    Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, and a mask. Date: Thursday, September 24th 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Let’s leave this planet.  Start Address: 900 Napoleon Ave.  Hare & Co-hares: Just Kitty, Cooch Potato,  Beer hare: The Big Lesbowski Pre-Lube: Launch Pad (Lawrence Square) On-After: Cat’s Eye Nebula  Dog Friendly: Bring them, they can come to space with us!  Is a dry … Continue ReadingTrail #733 – Let’s leave this planet

The moment we have been waiting 6 months for is here! Louisiana has entered Phase 3, which means……. nothing for New Orleans. Enjoy the non-alcoholic hurricanes*. Schools and colleges are back in session. College Football, the only thing that matters, is starting soon. (Or it isn’t*.) Lesser pro sports have been playing in bubbles and getting strip club take-out. The NFL is coming back to New Orleans, so the Dome will be …… silent. The only thing we know for sure is Racist activities are no longer acceptable. Racists have been forced underground into online groups like Strava, Fitbit, or … Continue ReadingTrail #732 – The New Normal 5k

Y’all I am here to tell you that 2020 Mulan remake SUX. It did inspire me to rewatch the 1998 masterpiece which has given me STRENGTH. My reflections are all the person that I want to see and I hope yours are too. I want us to bring our best Mulan heat by wearing whatever brings honor to your family tree and keeps your father standing tall. Also, if honoring your family is not how you be your best self, then f*ck em. That’s how Mulan saved the Emperor (and China) and got a hot boyfriend. Gender fluidity encouraged on trail. … Continue ReadingTrail #731 – Please Bring Honor To Us All

Not all heroes wear capes, hell some don’t even wear pants.  Most generally wear full body spandex, which thankfully leaves nothing to the imagination. The most important heroes we have found these days are those on the frontlines dealing with COVID and, locally, first responders and volunteers helping the victims of Hurricane Laura.   For this reason, we will be collecting donations of food, water, fuel, PPE, and other supplies to send to Lake Charles and West Louisiana.  Come dressed as your favorite hero, whether already established or created by you, there are no wrong answers.   Bring: a 6-pack (glass … Continue ReadingTrail #730 – Not All Heros Wear Capes