Category: Trail Announcements

We all know that womxn run the world because Beyonce, our lord and savior, told us so. And because Solange lives here, that means womxn must run New Orleans, right? Right. Come out and tour some iconic bad ass feminist highlights of New Orleans. From Lulu White to Marie Laveau, Mahalia Jackson to Henriette Delille, some phenomenasty womxn have graced our great city, and we will honor them with our bodies, thirst, and human sacrifice. Be empowered! Learn some history! Honor thy bad asses! Bring: $0 (only coins); 6-pack & personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, Michelle Obama arms, dissent collars Date: Thursday, … Continue ReadingTrail #744 – Who Run the World?

Hashgiving Shots and Desserts Trail Bring: your own drinks in your own cooler, whistle, flashlight, mask Date: Thursday, November 26 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Shots and Desserts Start Address: 2515 Banks St. 70119 Hare & Co-hares: ¿Quesa-did-her? and The Iceman Thumbeth Beer hare: TBD Dog Friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2 miles and change Trail is A to A Details: Come burn off a few Thanksgiving dinner calories and then immediately replace them with shots and dessert. And not just any shots and dessert- this is … Continue ReadingTrail# 743 – Hashgiving Shots and Desserts Trail

Bring: 6-pack (glass discouraged) in a personal cooler, whistle, flashlight, MASK, and your donations to the Covenant House!! Date: Thursday, November 19th  Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Before the Turkey Trot cums the “Chicken Chase”  – Come dressed in your finest feathered and fowl themed attire, and help support those who are less fortunate by participating in our Donations Drive for the Covenant House. We will be seeking new men’s and women’s underwear, new toddler pull ups, non perishable food items or get out that wallet and make a donation to help homeless youth in our community.  The Covenant House serves youth who … Continue ReadingTrail #742 – Before the Turkey Trot cums the “Chicken Chase”

Bring: a 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, a personal cooler, and a MASK Date: Thursday, Nov 12, 2020 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The time has come for you to get on your finest attire and share the hate with the finest collection of pimps, hoes, players, johns, tricks, marks, mark ass tricks, trick ass Mark’s, skeeters, skanks, skiing scags, and scallywops. Welcome to the 2020 Player Haters Ball! Start Address: rendon inn 4501 eve st. Hare & Co-hares: whordini, mr. HeD woody poke her  Beer hare: urine asian Pre-Lube: rendon inn On-After: maybe Dog Friendly: puppers should be able to … Continue ReadingTrail #741 – 2020 Player Haters Ball

Did you Rock The Vote 2020? If so, join us this Thursday to run. We may run away from our sorrows or run in celebration. Whichever way you vote, just GO OUT AND VOTE! Need a ride to vote? Comment on the trail posting and we will find someone to drive you to vote. Your voice MATTERS! Your life MATTERS! Come dressed in your finest Uncle Sam gear or rock out with your c*ck as your favorite rockstar to express your right to choose who leads this country. Bring:  6-pack (glass discouraged), small cooler, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, November 5th … Continue ReadingTrail #740 – I Rocked the Vote