Category: Trail Announcements

A very merry unbirthday To me To who? To me Oh, you A very merry unbirthday To you Who, me? Yes, you Oh, me Let’s all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you A very merry unbirthday To me? To you A very merry unbirthday For me? For you Now blow the candle out, my dear And make your wish come true A very merry unbirthday to you Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight, white bunnies, magical mushrooms, hallucinogenic tea, insanity. Oh, and dress in your finest Wonderland gear, obviously. Date: … Continue ReadingTrail #764: A Very Merry Un-Birthday Trail

It took Woody Poke Her days and days to write this trail announcement and approximately 45 minutes to send it. When I (Mr. hEd) checked in on him, he said: It’s alright, it’s okay I’m gonna make it anyway Gonna make it, can’t give up now I’ma make it somehow To which I was like… bro it’s hashing, it’s really not that serious. Just send the fucking email so I can go back to work and teach kids how to read good and do other stuff good too. And then he looked at me with those big brown eyes, tears … Continue ReadingTrail #763: Romanian Eminem

Hey Peeps, Don’t put those baskets away just yet! It’s time for a Hashy Egg Hunt! Chicken Diddle made some special eggs, and has a trail over bayous, under trees and through the streets, so make you sure your PEEPer’s are ready to find those special flour marks! There will be special eggs on trail that may earn you prizes (or ridicule) in circle. Who knows, hares lie. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight! Date: Thursday, April 8, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Everybunny needs some Bunny Start Address: 45 Diagonal Dr, New Orleans, LA … Continue ReadingTrail #762: Everybunny needs some Bunny

Hares lie…except when they don’t. Will they be particularly emboldened on April Fool’s Day, or is it all just a ruse? Only two things can be known for sure: a true trail is true, and Woody Poke Her will spend the whole night swearing that a check-back is just around the next corner. Trail #761 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, April 1, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: It’s April, Fools! Start Address: 2200 Lafitte Ave. NOLA 70112 Hare & Co-hares: The Iceman Thumbeth and Just Brittney Beer hare: The Cunt of Monte … Continue ReadingTrail #761: It’s April, Fools!

Your hare has been watching a lot of Supernatural during Covid, so this trail is all about the Winchester Family Business. Hunters (aka the pack) will choose the path to Heaven (walkers) or Hell (runners) by chasing down the clues on trail. Monster-of-the-week, Angel, Demon, Hunter, or Winchester family attire highly encouraged! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 25, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Family Business Start Address: Fortier Park New Orleans, LA 70119 (29.9801967, -90.0844245) Hare & Co-hares: Whordiniel Beer hare: Mr. hEd Dog Friendly: Hellhounds are welcome! Is a … Continue ReadingTrail #760: The Family Business: VooDoo Gets Supernatural