Category: Trail Announcements

TRAIL INFO: 🌟🌟🌟💃👯‍♀️👯💃 American Sparkle Party! This has been a hell of a week for me and a hell of a year for ‘MERICA…we were great again, then we were trash, now we’re great again and involved in diplomacy? We thought we were the teen heart throb, child genius of the globe with all our iPhones and skateboards..but then China had a growth spurt and stole our fvcking girlfriend. We totally revenge porned her…which was not cool….but then we apologized and now we believe woman… so…we’re improving? Let’s CELEBRATE OUR GREAT NATION’S GROWING PAINS pimples and all. Our IN-DE-PEN-IS from … Continue ReadingTrail #774: American Sparkle Party!

Oh where, oh where has our Cooch Potato gone Oh where, oh where can she be Oh where do I do that stuff with my brother and dad I know I don’t have to get my hair lol It will help for me a bit more to do so much more Sense of humor and I love you too We will be home around Thursday afternoon or Wednesday night at night lol so I think I am going out for dinner tonight tho. so I’m glad you can do something. I thought it would work out for you too but … Continue ReadingTrail #773: The Hooligans of the Hash Present: The Hunt for Cooch Potato

Come one, come all! Visitors will be leading you through the streets you all know and love on an exciting nomad trail! Let the awesome couple from El Paso Texas, ’96 SuperHole and Whack ah Ho weave you through the French Quarter and surrounding areas, eventually bringing you to the nectar of the gods, BEER! Please come with us on this exciting adventure and have an amazing time! Pre-lube and On-after will be updated Wed once the hares check things out in person 😁 Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 17, 2021 Time: 6:30pm … Continue ReadingTrail #772: Nomad is an Island

The school year has ended, which means it is time for everyone’s favorite day of activities and games, it’s field day! Sorry Q.E., this isn’t the rescheduled New Year’s day festival held in Sydney every year (cancelled in 2021 due to COVID). No iSkank, this isn’t the triumphant return to Victoria Park of London’s favorite(ish) annual music festival. This is something, greater, wondrous, and more magical. It’s a throwback to the time when we were young and carefree, innocent and unspoilt, the point in time where we didn’t know better. It’s the day of fun and games for elementary school … Continue ReadingTrail #771: Field Day!

Summer is here, temperatures are rising, and the world is open again. Let’s HEAD out, like Vikings with horns on our heads, and see what this new land looks like. Will Ragnar guide your feet to Beer Near? What treasure will you find on a distant shore? Shield maidens and warriors grab your shields, swords, and your drinking horns as we venture out to explore this unknown new land… Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, June 3, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Like Vikings with horns on our head…. Start Address: 2222 Lakeshore … Continue ReadingTrail #770: Like Vikings, with Horns on our Heads!