Category: Trail Announcements

In 1001 Anno Domino Leif Erikson did a thing that nobody remembers… what is the point of this poem? Oh yes– HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY HINGA DINGA DURGA October 9th is a little-known holiday in North America: it is a day that commemorates Leif Erikson, legendary Norse Viking, who set foot on this continent almost 500 years prior to Columbus. (October 9th is not the day he landed in Canada, but the day the ship Restauration, from Stavanger, Norway, arrived in New York Harbor in 1825, beginning a wave of immigration from Norway to America. Mr. hEd’s ancestors were most … Continue ReadingTrail #789: Happy Leif Erikson Day!

It is October and now that you have all gotten your PSL fix, it’s time for all things to be PINK. This week is the 8th anal Happy Hooters Hash (aka pink dres r*n). Don your most favorite pink outfit, and join us for a charity hash benefiting the American Cancer Society for Breast Cancer Awareness and Education. I will have my Happy Hooters Supporter buttons for $5. It’s also Awards night!!! Cum get you some! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, October 7, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: 8th Anal Happy Hooters … Continue ReadingTrail #788: 8th Anal Pink Dress Run!

¡Happy Mexican independence day!🇲🇽 I know it’s a little late 😅 Four months late you say?! No estúpido, Cinco de Mayo isn’t Mexico’s independence day. It was 9/16! Don’t panic though, it’s still Hispanic heritage month and we’re here to celebrate with our hash gente. We’re gonna take things down south. South of I-10 that is. We’re celebrating all things Latin/x/a/o. Whether you have a little in you, or you would like some. So go grab some Corona (the good kind) and get ready to have almost as much fun as you would at a 4- year old’s birthday party, … Continue ReadingTrail #787: South of I-10

Ahoy Matey! Shiver me timbers, swashbuckling pirates have plundered all the booty and hidden it somewhere in the city. “X” marks the spot. Don’t be a lily-livered son of a biscuit eater, come out and brave the briny deep to be rewarded with the loot. Once you’ve found it enjoy a clap of thunder while we sing a chantey and flog the hares. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 23, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Arrrggghhhh….Pirates Start Address: Mississippi Rivier Heritage Park by the Katrina Sculpture. 1101 Convention Center Blvd, New Orleans, … Continue ReadingTrail #786: Arrrggghhh… Pirates!

Howdy buckaroos, Strap on your six pack and saddle up your partner for a trail through the badlands of St. Bernard parish. Round up your dogies because are welcum. We’ll wet our WHISTLES (HINT BRING YOUR FUCKING WHISTLE) and I’ve run out of alliteration and cowboy words for the day. Trail is cowboy themed and dog friendly. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, September 16, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: YEE HAW LAWLESS Start Address: 6940 St. Claude Ave., Arabi, LA Hare & Co-hares: Petrified Wood Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang Pre-Lube: … Continue ReadingTrail #785: YEE HAW LAWLESS