Category: Trail Announcements

Betty White would have turned 100 years old this week. Let’s celebrate this icon the only way we know how: dressing up as a Golden Girl and running with our dogs! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, January 20, 2022 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Thank you for being a friend. (if you know, you know) Start Address: 4725 New Orleans st, New Orleans la. 70122 Hare & Co-hares: N/A Beer hare: Mr. hEd Pre-Lube: Your house On-After: Wherever you want to go. Dog Friendly: sure why not! Just kidding, we love dogs. Is … Continue ReadingTrail #804: Thank you for being a friend

Here’s to the unsung heroes of Mardi Gras, the sub krewemembers. You bridge the gap between floats and selflessly add to the spectacle be you Rolling Elvi, Disco Amigo or Pussy Footer. Cum check the parade lineup locations for 2022’s uptown parade as we drink one down down for them! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, Jan 13th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: SubKrewes Start Address: 900 Napoleon (St. Lawrence Sqr) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and Hitachi Topic Beer hare: MILF Pre-Lube: Miss Mae’s! On-After: Miss Mae’s! Dog Friendly: It’s a scuba trail. … Continue ReadingTrail #803: Here’s to the Subkrewes!

For the Kings! (And Queens) “ROYALTYYY: CATEGORY IS ROYALTY” The day will be filled with royalty, as it is in the name (Happy King’s Day). Also, the hares are royalty. It is M.I.L.F’s birthday, so he should be treated like royalty. Just Leroy’s name derives from the French word meaning the king, so he is naturally a king. Yaasss Queen! Flaunt your crowns while you run through the streets of the city. Strike a royal pose while you are dealing with checks. Make those peasants drop dead when they see the royal color of purple on your attire. Flash your … Continue ReadingTrail #802: For the Kings!

It’s the moment we have all been anxiously waiting for. The end of another F!*#ed up Covid year, and it is time to make some noise. Let’s travel back to a less F%*^ed up time. Wear a shirt you have owned since high school or one that represents the badA$$ fire crackers we all are, as we toss out the old year with both hands. Trail will be 3.69 miles, give or take a few of you getting F$#*!ed. Dogs okay on trail, and on-in if well supervised. We all stuffed ourselves on Christmas Day, so cum burn off the … Continue ReadingTrail #801: Firecrackers and Shots

ITS THE 800TH TRAIL BITCHZ! Celebrate the upcoming new year by wearing whatever cozy holiday gear you like (I’m wearing a onsie); and come out to celebrate the Voodoo Hash #800! We’ve managed to keep our shit together enough to host 800 trails; and this one will be as horrible as all of those. Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, December 23, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: the 800th shitshow Start Address: 501 s. Bernadotte st. NOLA, 70119 Hare & Co-hares: woody poke her, just shae Beer hare: TBD, please help! We need … Continue ReadingTrail #800: 800 Bitchez