Author: hareraiser

I’m a ho, buddy! Who are you?Are you – a ho – too?Then there’s a pair of us!Let’s tell! Advertise & get dough! How boring – if you – say no, buddy!How teasing – like a Toad –To croak about – and joce all day –And blow your load – alone! Come celebrate the life – and death – of one of America’s most brilliant writers through a virtual trail designed to stimulate your mind as well as your body (giggity). Find within the easter eggs a clue for you – follow the clues to find a trail that is … Continue ReadingTrail #750: Put the Dick in Dickinson

Are you feeling homesick? Have you been unable able to visit your family due to the fuckery that was 2020? Well home is where the hard-on is, so transplant your ass to this week’s Voodoo trail and show us how they do it where you’re from. A prize will be given to the hasher who shows the most hometown pride. So Florida Men, let your freak flag fly, Buckeyes go buck wild, and Texpats show us how big you really are. Mm has some leftover beer from Nye. Bring your own if you want something fancy or if you’re gonna … Continue ReadingTrail #749 – Home Sweet Home

Trail #748 Date: Thursday, January 31 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: New Year’s Eve! Start address: Across from Bayou Beer Garden: 326 N Jefferson Davis Pkwy, New Orleans, LA 70119 Hare: The Iceman Thumbeth Bring: MM will provide basic beers, but if you want something fancy, bring it in a personal cooler. Otherwise, whistle, flashlight, mask. Dog friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? No Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 2 miles Trail is A to A. Trail details: This is a quick, 2-mile trail with no beer stop. The hare will hide tokens … Continue ReadingTrail# 748 – New Year’s Eve!

Bring: your own drinks in your own cooler, whistle, flashlight, mask, holiday cheer  Date: Thursday, December 24 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Island of Misfit Toys’ Ugly Christmas Sweater Hash Start address: Evan’s Playground 5100 Lasalle St, New Orleans, LA 70115 Pre-lube on-after: The Other Bar 5039 Freret St, New Orleans, LA 70115 Hare & Co-hares: Whordini & Cooter Webs Beer hare: TBD Dog friendly: Yes Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Headlamp! Approx. -l-l-l–> length: 3.2 miles for runners, 1.5 miles for walkers Trail is A to A+ Details: It’s Christmas Eve! So bust out your ugly Christmas sweater, your red-nosed reindeer, and your dog Max and join the … Continue ReadingTrail #747 – The Island of Misfit Toys’ Ugly Christmas Sweater Hash

Date: Thursday, December 17th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Hanukkah Hash Start Address: 1200 St Roch Ave Hare & Co-hares: Shitler’s List, Clitoria’s Secret, ReTARDIS Beer hare: Jewy Jewy Gang Bang Pre-Lube: St Roch Tavern On-After: St Roch Tavern Dog Friendly: Sure Is a dry bag, shiggy gear, or anything specific needed for trail? Som Approx. -l-l-l–> length: (does not include YBFs or actually solving checks). Runners: Approx 4, Walkers: It’s ReTARDIS, she won’t take you too far. Trail is A to A As a great Jewish philosopher once said:Put on your yarmulkeHere comes HanukkahSo much funukkah To celebrate Hanukkah  So … Continue ReadingTrail #746 – Hanukkah Hash