Author: hareraiser

Your hare has been watching a lot of Supernatural during Covid, so this trail is all about the Winchester Family Business. Hunters (aka the pack) will choose the path to Heaven (walkers) or Hell (runners) by chasing down the clues on trail. Monster-of-the-week, Angel, Demon, Hunter, or Winchester family attire highly encouraged! Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 25, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: The Family Business Start Address: Fortier Park New Orleans, LA 70119 (29.9801967, -90.0844245) Hare & Co-hares: Whordiniel Beer hare: Mr. hEd Dog Friendly: Hellhounds are welcome! Is a … Continue ReadingTrail #760: The Family Business: VooDoo Gets Supernatural

Happy Saint Fad-Tricks Day, ya degenerates! We all had our favorite fads or trends when we were younger so in that spirit come hash dressed as your favorite fad or trend from your childhood. Didn’t like any fads? Then come prepared to do a trick for everyone in circle. Don’t have any tricks? Then you better turn a trick on trail. Don’t wanna turn a trick on trail? Then you better be wearing green at the least. If you recall, St. Fad-Trick famously drove all non-participants out of the hash, so don’t give him reason to come back. There may … Continue ReadingTrail #759: St. Fad-Tricks Day!

We have guest hares in town who are ready to throw down. But where did they come from? Who sent them? Can they be trusted more than the average wanker? Bring your tinfoil hats and your butt plugs because this trail will be one you’re bound to forget (because aliens wipe your memory away after they probe you. In case you didn’t get my really clever reference to alien butt stuff. All the best jokes need to be explained in parenthetical statements.) Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, 3/11/2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: … Continue ReadingTrail #758: They Came From Outer Space

For the second time ever, Voodoo gets trashed and leaves a community better than we found it. Come drink and enjoy a trail while relieving the Freret community of their filthy treasures. Walkers totally have the advantage on this to win sweet prizes. As the sagely trash panda who lives in my backyard once said “Be king and enjoy the ride.” Bring: $1 (no coins); 6-pack (glass discouraged), whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, March 4th Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry Start Address: Evan’s Playground (5100 LaSalle st.) Hare & Co-hares: Scuba Steve and … Continue ReadingTrail #757: Voodoo Gets Trashed 2: Trash Panda Wizardry

Well you done fucked up now, VooDoo. Your currently crippled Hare Raiser is stepping up to hare and oh boy, will you feel it on Friday. It’s fine, we’ll all be limping then. Just remember this next time there’s an open hare date and you have the opportunity to save yourselves by stepping up to hare. BOO YOU STINK Bring: $1 (no coins); alcohol and personal cooler, whistle, flashlight Date: Thursday, February 25, 2021 Time: 6:30pm show, 7:00pm GO! Theme: Revenge of the Hare Raiser Start Address: Pirogue’s Whiskey Bayou (6940 St. Claude Ave) Hare & Co-hares: Mr. hEd (thinks … Continue ReadingTrail #756: Revenge of the Hare Raiser